Jazzy

Sign reading EXECUTE DONALD TRUMP HIS ENTITE ADMHISTRATION AND ALL THOSE COMPLICIT HANG THEM ALL

the mood is not subtle

Shoot me the deets 👀

Listen.. we may just need a moms trip

Mambas truly have me in a chokehold they are like “here’s the same candy but they’re ✨flat✨” and I’m already reaching for my wallet

House: 79 degrees
Baby boys room: a crisp 71

Well.. I’m glad I got put back on my meds a couple days ago.

I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.

CINEMATIC

turn them phones off people

Brought my son to church (Olive Garden) to teach him about our lord and savior (endless soup and breadsticks)

The Pacers will just decide they're going to win a game and then do it

What I play the switch 2 WHILE touching grass???

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

It’s almost switch 2 time

I miss working in coffee so badly

Update: it was worth every damn penny

Finished my yearly reading challenge of 25 books a couple days ago 🙌🏻

Fucked around and got a loaf of fresh bread from my local Italian grocery and I can’t stop munchin

Smooth into kool

It’s so nice to go out and enjoy random encounters with people I’ve never met. The conversations always bring such perspective

Hitting the five stages of grief from being exhausted

Derby patrons be looking like this

Running on 2 hours of sleep 😭

Every time I go to pump and am completely immobile my cats drop the nastiest truck stop crap known to man

Man do I miss weed

This is absolutely @eyeballkid.bsky.social fav type of movies

No one prepared me for the aftermath of vaccinating infants

I managed to get one on Best Buy and on Walmart at the same time worried that one wouldn’t go through.

Was in purgatory for 2 hours 😮‍💨

Accidentally pre ordered two Switch 2 systems in my mania. I ain’t mad but my bank account is

Someone posted a photo of them reading ACOMAF with an uncrustable in the background and if that ain’t me