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Maiah Maline

@maiahmaline

Snarky, but harmless. Loves a good pun or turn of phrase. You make me laugh, I’ll probably follow you. Liberal, but politically wandering in the wasteland at the moment. Uncle to five cats.

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I wish that truth central would just suspend his account already!

06.03.2026 05:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Shut the fuck up donnie!

06.03.2026 05:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hate when the drinking necessary to forget about this regime necessitates such frequent urination!💦

06.03.2026 05:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I mean, I got secret service people, and super secure underground bunkers and all, but I guess you might get hit by those Muslims that I called in air strikes on”

06.03.2026 05:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This from the party with their knickers all up in a twist about Kamala not going through a primary 🙄

05.03.2026 19:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And I won't repost it...

Oops.

04.03.2026 12:26 👍 35 🔁 27 💬 4 📌 0

I don’t ever want to hear about “Biden’s pullout plan from Afghanistan “ ever again.

04.03.2026 14:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Walmartial law

27.02.2026 03:47 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Or medical care or proper food or proper shelter for detainees

27.02.2026 03:34 👍 46 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

It’s like “Really? That’s all you got?”

27.02.2026 01:18 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God, I want her to hint, JUST HINT, that she’ll run in 28, just to see MAGA heads explode 🤯!

27.02.2026 01:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Has anyone else looked at a nighttime satellite view of the US and tried to identify major cities by the amount of lights?

27.02.2026 01:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How will Trump respond to becoming a lame duck president after the midterms?

24.02.2026 07:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let’s try paintball where they actually make art with the paint.

24.02.2026 07:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let’s do cheerleading on ice!

24.02.2026 06:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Javelin catching

24.02.2026 06:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Virtual chef needs to get rid of the virtual rat in the kitchen!

And maybe put on some virtual pants!

24.02.2026 06:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m all for drugging him up, as long as it’s with sodium pentathal

24.02.2026 06:32 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

#investigateepsteinfiles

24.02.2026 06:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I used to love to cook. I no longer do. I have, in my opinion, a severely dulled sense of taste at this point. I now mostly eat to eat and frankly I hate that. Most of what I do cook is spicy and is not what you would call subtle. It’s just all I can do to taste anything.

24.02.2026 06:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I make #messyfood

24.02.2026 06:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m torn between wanting to never hear the word “Trump” ever again and wanting it to be a curse word for all eternity.

24.02.2026 05:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Screw “politely”. Just say “fuck you”

24.02.2026 05:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#Intheepsteinfilesjones

24.02.2026 05:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s not the dead you smell. That’s him shitting his diaper.

24.02.2026 05:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Enough with #releaseepteinfiles

#investigateepsteinfiles

24.02.2026 05:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cokeback Mountain!

Courtesy of #frangela

21.02.2026 06:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s the flatland before humpday ?🤷🏼‍♂️

18.02.2026 19:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When he says shit like this, I wish some would just laugh in his face.

“Oh wait! You were being SERIOUS???”

17.02.2026 06:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Democracy should strive to make voting easier, not harder.

15.02.2026 01:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0