When I was joking about this before I had also totally forgotten that this is Ellison, so in additional to totally rebuilding the app from scratch they are also going to have to switch over to Oracle tech.
They only good thing about this stupid merger is that we will get the 7th attempt at re-creating the HBO app from scratch that will be bad in new hilarious and horrible ways.
We must throw everything out and start from the ground up! How else will Pluto content sit next to HBO content?
The US needs to spend about a decade straight of breaking up companies, and in that time I'm not sure you would even get to all of them.
Well this is a nightmare.
it's fascinating to watch Costco lap every one of these clowns because they have the only CEO in America who still thinks his job is to run a company that does business and not be the main character of life forging his personal legacy with one eye on the group chat to see if they're impressed yet
This by @katiebakes.bsky.social really sums up all the feelings I had when the short lived unifying moment of glory went to hell on Sunday.
www.theringer.com/2026/02/24/o...
These actually aren't as bad as they seem!
Casey Middle school has a shockingly good auditorium for a middle school.
(Although eTown Hall was built with church style wooden bleachers)
Nate won’t even come out for 2nd star or the game.
Being forced to take a stuffed animal for the loser medal must be torture.
Once again.
Somehow Booty ended up untouched in this thing is amazing? Seems kind of unreal.
Yes, and that they are going to take full corporate control over the entire unit.
(Which was doing fine until corporate decided to raise profit margin expectations to unrealistic levels).
Would it have killed them to make a 3rd red alternative jersey for one of these teams?
And now for some exciting Olympic hockey between the US... and *squints* the US.
This might be the worst uniform combination I've ever seen.
Deciding an olympic medal with 3 on 3 hockey is total madness. What are we doing?
I turned on our bedroom TV this morning that I was using last night and got 7-10 that I had to click thought before I could do anything else.
I don't understand why.
Game.
Now I’m just watching to see if they can get the shutout.
This rules.
I would watch a four hour documentary about the logistics, creative development and production of that half time show.
Honestly my relationship with CentryLink has been ideal. I give them $65 a month and they give me symmetrical gigabit.
I never ever think about them. Just the best case scenario.
What exciting times could possibly be ahead? You give me a gigabit pipe, that’s it.
An email from CentryLink telling me they are selling my internet service to AT&T.
Well there is no way this ends well for me is there?
"technologists, reactionaries, and seething upstarts are brought together by decadent parties on a wealthy idiot's pedophile island, laying the groundwork for a digital-first fascism" sounds like a cyberpunk plot but you know it's real life because they did it with the style of people in bumper cars
BARI WEISS: Well, time to hire another new correspondent for CBS News. (Starts flipping through a huge tome titled “The Big Book of Pedophiles and Their Contact Information”)
i like that every time jd vance tries to tell a story about some awful thing that happened he just sounds like the softest dude on the planet. aw, poor baby, you mean you and your chud friends were locked in a restaurant?
They also apparently have some kind of numeric value for leadership?
Like the player spec’d into leadership or something.
Finally, if you have a phone your options are Google or Google.
Maybe the market has just moved back to Stereo-only which... yeah I get it.
I'm not sure if just a small number of press is showing up to CES or if the entire audio industry has just consolidated into two companies... but there is a real lack of new audio gear coming out this year.
A screenshot of an email from LinkedIn asking me to play games.
What are we even doing here?
idk i'm not a lawyer but i feel like shutting down an entire state's childcare payment federal dollars because a 23yo posted a tiktok feels like a certain lack of seriousness or due process
