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Trump: "Finally, we honor one more American soldier, a fallen warria of world. Of wars. And really, terra.”

There's this autistic guy on tiktok, and his special interest is Dracula.

He's done 100s of videos on, and as, Dracula.

That's his thing. That's his gimmick. Very wholesome. Very charming.

He has also become one of the most vocally anti-ice people on the internet.

If he can do it.

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

Vampire Survivors is DANGEROUS on portable

A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?" And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards." And you know what? He is.' Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.

I never noticed this either.

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

Tony Dokoupil, removes glasses, thinks deeply: was the nom nom monster ever real?

Tony Dokoupil’s mother: no honey that was what we used to say before we tickled you to make you laugh

Tony Dokoupil, becoming emotional: so I’ve…just been living in fear

This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could

More proof these guys have not walked down a grocery aisle for themselves in years

One basic lesson from political research is that secret police generally rely on mediocre men willing to do the dirty work of authoritarian regimes in order to advance their careers.
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/how-the-fb...

Holy Jesus I didn't look close enough, saw the green logo quickly and thought this was The Onion and started chuckling man what have we done lol

For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis - Hard Drive The Nazis are the most despicable scum to ever walk the face of the earth. Thankfully they were defeated in World War... Get the full story

For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

Mr. and Mrs. smith, I don't know how to say this, but your daughter is going to be a sonic speedrunner

Mr. smith, voice shaking, holding his crying wife: its ok Margaret, he means the genesis sonics I'm sure

the doctor, lowering his clipboard, shakes his head slowly

Matt Walsh tweeted last year: "We've spent the last 25 years bringing "freedom" and "democracy" to countries around the globe while our own country has been systematically invaded and now our largest cities are run by foreigners and communists. If you want to know why I'm so avowedly non-interventionist, this is why." Then he tweeted today: ""This is a war for oil!!!!!" First of all, the "war" lasted like 90 minutes. Second, going to war to secure vital resources for your own people is totally legitimate. Why should we allow some third world communist shithole to control trillions of dollars worth of oil?"

Laura Loomer tweeted last year: "I’m America First, I don’t support “Regime Change”. I went on @Bannons_WarRoom to talk about Chinese aggression in Venezuela and why we need to designate the Muslim Brotherhood as a foreign Islamic terrorist organization." Then she tweeted yesterday: "Maduro has arrived at the DEA office in Manhattan. He was transported in an armored motorcade after being transported in a blindfold via helicopter & then by plane to New York after his compound in Caracas was raided by US Special Forces. Proud to be an American today! USA 🇺🇸"

Catturd tweeted last year: "Name one U.S. inspired regime change that hasn’t ended in absolute disaster." Then he tweeted yesterday: "Venezuela is now more free than New York City."

Will Chamberlain tweeted last year: "The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position" Then he tweeted yesterday: "I can think of few better uses of my tax dollars than black-bagging the head of a foreign narco-trafficking organization that enriches itself by addicting and poisoning my fellow Americans"

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

I've never seen that machine before, looks neat!

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

Study Reveals Surprisingly Obvious Reason Why Exercise Reduces Cancer Risk There's a lot of evidence that more exercise helps reduce cancer risk – but why are the two connected? According to a new mouse study, it may be down to a metabolic shift that appears to give muscle c...

More exercise helps reduce cancer risk – but why are the two connected? According to a new study, it may be down to a metabolic shift that appears to give muscle cells more fuel to burn, while starving' cancer cells of energy to grow.
www.sciencealett.com/study-reveal...

if what I did was a "war crime" then how come I'm not in trouble

Guy who hits arms and chest 15 times a week: "Gym girls always doing glute workouts smh 🙄🙄🙄"

Hello Chuck I just finished Bury Your Gays and I just wanted to say I loved it so much that I read it in basically one sitting

Whats your favorite part of the holidays, Luis?

Me: Well crafted ads with cartoon animals.
Also Me: 😫😳❤️✨

(I saw him first, he will bring me my groceries and pie for the holidays! )😊❤️

ZING.

Dick is gone, Bush remains.

If you wanted to be nitpicky you could say that the force is more translation than distraction, and I would deserve that level of pedantry

My most controversial fitness opinion is that rows simply do not train your biceps in a meaningful way.

The primary external force on your elbow during a row is distraction, not extension! Think about the end point of a row vs. a bicep curl, consider the force vectors, and see that I am wise

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Meet Preach, a Shirren Mystic joining the Starfinder: Afterlight crew.

But wait… that voice? 👀

It’s @neilnewbon.bsky.social! (Baldur's Gate 3).

Our Kickstarter ends in 10 days!

About Preach and more: www.kickstarter.com/projects/epi...

#StarfinderAfterlight

@KateHarding What haunts me is that I am just not smart enough for so many people to be this much stupider than I am.