A realistic depiction of a SpongeBob fish in brown slacks holding a cheeseburger looking off-camera to the right.
Me getting the 20 year high school reunion invite when Iโm still dealing with the ways being bullied for 13 years straight messed me up.
07.03.2026 06:38
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Someone just invited me to a Facebook group for my high school graduating classโs 20 year reunion. Please. Itโs not for another year. ๐ญ
07.03.2026 05:56
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Contract signed. Guess this means I actually have to start learning four sets of lines again.๐ฅฒ
05.03.2026 02:24
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Also, finally got my nightguard which means I donโt clench my teeth in my sleep anymore. Now I just need something for the daytime clenching.
02.03.2026 06:20
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I know I just had took a week off due to breaking my toe, but Iโm not happy about being in a stretch of 12 days where I donโt have a full day to myself.
02.03.2026 06:16
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Oh my god, Furret is so joyful.
01.03.2026 19:57
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I didn't know Bernadette Peters voiced Sophie in Anastasia... I didn't knoooooooow!
20.02.2026 20:24
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Iโm vegan, so I can use as many paper towels as I want. ๐ญ
20.02.2026 05:51
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โDoes it hurt?โ
โNo.โ
โWell, it LOOKS really painful.โ
19.02.2026 16:09
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The worst part is that I started my period immediately after breaking my toe.
18.02.2026 02:23
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Well, at least I did a bunch of house cleaning before I broke my foot in the middle of the night.
18.02.2026 01:45
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By Talos, this canโt be happening.
17.02.2026 00:16
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Iโm going to fill up my rice container. Surely the thin, inner bag I tied shut wonโt be full of holes and spill rice all over my kitchen floor when I pull it out of the sack.
17.02.2026 00:15
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Agree to disagree.
16.02.2026 00:53
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The Paperlike screen protector is totally worth it, too.
13.02.2026 05:18
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A poorly calligraphyโd โseventeenโฆ THOUSAND DOLLARSโ next to a crudely drawn PRICEMASTER head.
I canโt draw, but I do have a tablet now.
13.02.2026 05:18
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11.02.2026 22:13
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Was driving back from the east end and saw that the Arcola Robinโs is now St*rbucks. ๐ญ
11.02.2026 19:44
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โThank you for calling ______, Amy speaking!โ
โThank you, five!โ
08.02.2026 03:02
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Balatro ๐คกโฅ๏ธโฆ๏ธโ ๏ธโฃ๏ธ
07.02.2026 21:15
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Insane dream last night that my local theatre programmed an adaptation of the Eschaton chapter of IJ. I was stoked, but also concerned about the logistics of lobbing so many tennis balls when itโs theatre in the round.
07.02.2026 19:08
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Happy one year anniversary to the Cookie Clicker game Iโve been running on my browser at work. ๐
06.02.2026 21:45
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Never let โem know your next move.
06.02.2026 18:47
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Yup. During Gatelyโs reminiscence.
05.02.2026 22:01
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โShe was a sort of sexual papoose.โ is an insane sentence in a book full of insane sentences.
05.02.2026 21:56
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeareโs Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
05.02.2026 11:50
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Just got flash-banged by Halโs return to first-person narration. Iโm truly in the home stretch of this book.
03.02.2026 21:12
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Top-down photo of a white cat sitting on a green flannel blanketed lap, along with an iPad showing the article linked in the post.
Solid pre-dentist activities.
www.tcj.com/an-interview...
02.02.2026 18:34
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Finally treated myself for booking a professional theatre gig again. In 2010 I bought an acoustic guitar and PS3. Today I became in iPad Baby. ๐ฅฒ Finally. I can read graphic novels on Libby and Hoopla without getting mad.
02.02.2026 06:34
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An overexposed photo of a white cat in a light blue harness walking through a doorway.
A photo of that same cat, 14 years later, playing with a ragged toy between a couch and coffee table.
Hunter when I brought him home 14 years ago vs now. 16ish years and still kicking (literally, he wants to play 24/7)
31.01.2026 20:02
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