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Chickpea ๐ŸŒฑ

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Sometimes I do things, sometimes I donโ€™t. Hyytaakka, Ayashโ€™tem, Gaโ€™Jeet Ru, Mire, and now Therilโ€™lyriโ€™amaden (โ€œIllyriaโ€) on Empire Wreckers: A Star Wars Actual Play Podcast https://strawberrysoyshake.neocities.org

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A realistic depiction of a SpongeBob fish in brown slacks holding a cheeseburger looking off-camera to the right.

A realistic depiction of a SpongeBob fish in brown slacks holding a cheeseburger looking off-camera to the right.

Me getting the 20 year high school reunion invite when Iโ€™m still dealing with the ways being bullied for 13 years straight messed me up.

07.03.2026 06:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone just invited me to a Facebook group for my high school graduating classโ€™s 20 year reunion. Please. Itโ€™s not for another year. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

07.03.2026 05:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Contract signed. Guess this means I actually have to start learning four sets of lines again.๐Ÿฅฒ

05.03.2026 02:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, finally got my nightguard which means I donโ€™t clench my teeth in my sleep anymore. Now I just need something for the daytime clenching.

02.03.2026 06:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know I just had took a week off due to breaking my toe, but Iโ€™m not happy about being in a stretch of 12 days where I donโ€™t have a full day to myself.

02.03.2026 06:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh my god, Furret is so joyful.

01.03.2026 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't know Bernadette Peters voiced Sophie in Anastasia... I didn't knoooooooow!

20.02.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m vegan, so I can use as many paper towels as I want. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

20.02.2026 05:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œDoes it hurt?โ€
โ€œNo.โ€
โ€œWell, it LOOKS really painful.โ€

19.02.2026 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The worst part is that I started my period immediately after breaking my toe.

18.02.2026 02:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, at least I did a bunch of house cleaning before I broke my foot in the middle of the night.

18.02.2026 01:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By Talos, this canโ€™t be happening.

17.02.2026 00:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m going to fill up my rice container. Surely the thin, inner bag I tied shut wonโ€™t be full of holes and spill rice all over my kitchen floor when I pull it out of the sack.

17.02.2026 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agree to disagree.

16.02.2026 00:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Paperlike screen protector is totally worth it, too.

13.02.2026 05:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A poorly calligraphyโ€™d โ€œseventeenโ€ฆ THOUSAND DOLLARSโ€ next to a crudely drawn PRICEMASTER head.

A poorly calligraphyโ€™d โ€œseventeenโ€ฆ THOUSAND DOLLARSโ€ next to a crudely drawn PRICEMASTER head.

I canโ€™t draw, but I do have a tablet now.

13.02.2026 05:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
11.02.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 8969 ๐Ÿ” 2185 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Was driving back from the east end and saw that the Arcola Robinโ€™s is now St*rbucks. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

11.02.2026 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œThank you for calling ______, Amy speaking!โ€

โ€œThank you, five!โ€

08.02.2026 03:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Balatro ๐Ÿคกโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฆ๏ธโ™ ๏ธโ™ฃ๏ธ

07.02.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Insane dream last night that my local theatre programmed an adaptation of the Eschaton chapter of IJ. I was stoked, but also concerned about the logistics of lobbing so many tennis balls when itโ€™s theatre in the round.

07.02.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy one year anniversary to the Cookie Clicker game Iโ€™ve been running on my browser at work. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

06.02.2026 21:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never let โ€˜em know your next move.

06.02.2026 18:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup. During Gatelyโ€™s reminiscence.

05.02.2026 22:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œShe was a sort of sexual papoose.โ€ is an insane sentence in a book full of insane sentences.

05.02.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeareโ€™s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

05.02.2026 11:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 32286 ๐Ÿ” 13859 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 589 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1595

Just got flash-banged by Halโ€™s return to first-person narration. Iโ€™m truly in the home stretch of this book.

03.02.2026 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Top-down photo of a white cat sitting on a green flannel blanketed lap, along with an iPad showing the article linked in the post.

Top-down photo of a white cat sitting on a green flannel blanketed lap, along with an iPad showing the article linked in the post.

Solid pre-dentist activities.

www.tcj.com/an-interview...

02.02.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally treated myself for booking a professional theatre gig again. In 2010 I bought an acoustic guitar and PS3. Today I became in iPad Baby. ๐Ÿฅฒ Finally. I can read graphic novels on Libby and Hoopla without getting mad.

02.02.2026 06:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An overexposed photo of a white cat in a light blue harness walking through a doorway.

An overexposed photo of a white cat in a light blue harness walking through a doorway.

A photo of that same cat, 14 years later, playing with a ragged toy between a couch and coffee table.

A photo of that same cat, 14 years later, playing with a ragged toy between a couch and coffee table.

Hunter when I brought him home 14 years ago vs now. 16ish years and still kicking (literally, he wants to play 24/7)

31.01.2026 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0