skim beeble

just start now. time is meaningless anymore

i have no idea what this was about

polls are unnecessary if the median voter is the candidate

i memory-holed the shit out of this wow

i was there

how many times did you say jack screw

my dad worked security at the dog track here and seeing those degenerates when i was 5 cured me of ever wanting to bet

Sports gambling should be legal but you should have to go to an actual building to do it and it should be so off-putting and sad you’ll never want to do it again

i have never been happier to be too old to know what’s going on

i hope he shits his pants on the way down

we might be out of bombs by then

your 10 year stuff is better than mine. i got this

sorry pizza is not in the hr handbook

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BREAKING: Washington Post reports the Strategic Helium Reserve has been emptied. "ᵂᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵛᵉʳʸ ᶜᵒⁿᶜᵉʳⁿᵉᵈ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ" says Lt. Paloma Soredick, Trump's pick to supervise the reserve. "ᵂᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ ⁿᵒᵗ ʳᵉˢᵗ ᵘⁿᵗᶦˡ ʷᵉ ᶠᶦⁿᵈ ʷʰᵒ'ˢ ʳᵉˢᵖᵒⁿˢᶦᵇˡᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵒˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉˡᶦᵘᵐ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇʳᶦⁿᵍ ʰᶦᵐ ᵗᵒ ʲᵘˢᵗᶦᶜᵉ"

this is how i learned that ncis is still on somehow

all the work put into that only to spell half of it incorrectly is peak right winger activity

i remember this

what do i do if i believe the exact opposite of that

Kind of agree that this would have fit right in with the Kobe legacy of pretending that he was the best at things

fuck the feds

did he ever show you the housewarming gift i bought him

shit has probably got a 305 and TH250 out of an el camino

lol that car is an automatic

i’m old and fat and it’s still fun to ride a sportbike, just not for as long as when i was not old and not fat

i was at the 500 where the wheel tether broke a couple years ago. i hope a tire hits [redacted] right in his fat fucking jowls

disclose this 🖕

i’m 1/16 bluesky and 15/16 not giving a fuck