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It's a self care app that reminds me to do all the human adult things like pay your bills, exercise, drink water, water your plants, clean out the fridge, etc.

It does help a little.

Finch app.

06.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When responding to a post about poison, I mean, kinda, ya?

06.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I mean, okay, but the owl is still gonna die...."Resulting in a slow and painful death"

06.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's spring

Yall might see mice in the house

I get the instinct to get rid of them - diseases n such

Please don't use poison

Mice will flee. Usually outside. Trying to get away

Fox, owls, snakes, as well as dogs and cats will eat them

They can easily die from rat poison exposure

Pls no

06.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, bagheera was adopted out and is an indoor kitty <3 ❀️

06.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There's another black cat, who looks exactly like Spock, who follows Spock around and is smelling wherever she sits (which is why I think she's female)

I'm gonna name him Mirror.

And everyone needs a trip to the TNR clinic.

06.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If I could get Spock inside that'd be great. A few days after a meow and a tail in the air and allorubbing I got to pet Rorschach, French Fry, Menace, and Sunshine within a week or two.

06.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the ferals I've been working with for years finally just gave me a meow and a tail in their air

Its Bagheera's sibling, I think, who I named Spock. Who I think may actually be female but I'm keeping the name

If Spock follows the pattern the others did, I get to pet the kitty soon <3

06.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

I know. But I'm still happy that these shit for brains in the cabinet positions can indeed be fired with enough pressure.

05.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

GOODBYE KRISTI NOEM YOU DOG KILLING CUNT

Fired.

Finally.

05.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was 2.80 last week....

04.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Gas will be a dollar a gallon again!"

Okay, Trump.

Is the $1/gallon in the room with us?

04.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I was having a shitty morning, again, and then I got this message from my instacart delivery driver.

Looks like everyone is having a super shitty Wednesday

04.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't know where the other eye went, but for 6 that's not bad

04.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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I try my best not to schedule afternoon anything.

Get that panic attack out early in the morning.

03.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

God damn...

It's been a bad beginning of the year for my ferals.

RIP Captain Kirk.

He was hit by a car at some point overnight right outside my front door.

What a shitty fucking start to a Monday.

Please, please, please spay and neuter and keep your cats inside. It's breaking my heart.

02.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely 4

02.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I ate a cookie. I thought it was chocolate chip. It was oatmeal raisin.

But I'm so old I was excited instead of mad.

02.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Now seems as good a time as any to replay Fallout

01.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this mass conspiracy theory about Jim Carrey not being Jim Carrey a response to the vacuum created by all the other conspiracies being proven true recently?

Also, can you imagine getting plastic surgery like most celebrities and for some reason you get singled out as a "clone"?

Lol. Yall.

01.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm taking 2 weeks off in April to deal with the yard and house.

My husband will come home to this soon.

Find someone who encourages your dumbest dreams.

01.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

It's set in the same world as black stone heart, I'd say Norylska is a 9/10 on the grimdark scale

Black stone heart I actually didn't bounce from, I'd rate it a 7, and this one is a 6.

01.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

okay, well, do not ever read Norylska Groans, it makes that one look tame.

01.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Was it noralyska groans?

01.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0