Alyssa Leader

Are we doing this app again? I am so painfully bad at change.

What are you talking about nerd?

Blaw this is real cop behavior ngl.

I want to do these but in cop testimony.

“I body slammed him and laid on top of him till my buddies showed up.”

Vs.

“I assisted him to the ground and secured him at that location until additional units arrived on scene.”

(It’s okay I’m okay learning to identify the bad thinking and laugh at it is good!)

Me by day: even if my client DID do a bad thing, they are more than that bad thing. They are a person worthy of love and kindness and second chances.

Me by night: I didn’t get that person that thing when I told them I would. God I suck so much I’m a horrible person I deserve to rot.

The people on this site who are acting as if leaving their 100K followings on Twitter is the equivalent of being forced to flee their homeland with nothing but 5 of their followers in a rucksack on their back.

In personal news, I have officially lived for thirty years.

can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks

headline from nyt: Half the Police Force Quit. Crime Dropped.

It can be done
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/02/opinion/half-the-police-force-quit-crime-dropped.html

Well I'LL BE!!!!

ETHAN

The first person who says the word font is GONE.

owner of posts dot com: "wow people on this website are really upset just because i turned off the posts"

OPE been here less than 12 hours, already had to exercise the mute button. Just like old times!

I didn't know it closed....

*slowly emerges from locker expecting to be shoved back in*

Imagine being a whole grown attorney and *printing out* a subtweet that does not even name you to pass up to a judge, thereby acknowledging that you were in fact doing the thing in the subtweet.

Do you think the prosecutor who tried to put on the record that I liked a colleague's tweet knows what bluesky is yet, or can I speak freely here?

We need to all agree right now to bully JK Rowling off of this platform the second she arrives.

i’m begging elon musk to purchase the company that has my private student loans, put them out of business due to stupidity please

Honestly feeling extra blessed to know you followed me then.

(whispering to the kid at the next desk) hey i’m new here, is “re-skeet” a thing or are the other kids messing with me

I decided to start spicy. What the hell, new bird app new me.

What's the etiquette on here in terms of people I have really wanted to unfollow on the bird site for some time but didn't because I didn't want to cause a kerfuffle. I can just pretend I never saw them here, right?

welcome to all new bluesky users. please keep in mind that it is still in beta. there are many features still missing, so please be patient. for example, you may notice that this app loads posts and then shows them to you, instead of not doing that for some reason.

With no followers, the urge to shitpost is SO STRONG. God help us all.

This is what happens when we stop celebrating Grimace for even a single day

The good news is @blaw.bsky.social is here.