Natalie Litofsky

Screen grab from Hello Kitty Island Adventure on Nintendo Switch. The character of Aggretsuko is singing metal music into a microphone, with glam rock makeup on her face and flames behind her. The text bubble says, "I JUST WANT TO CALM MY BRAIN!"

When the magic glowing box that brings you entertainment is also the magic glowing box that brings you the horrors.

how to get out of the mirror universe

Jean Ralphio from Parks and Rec with his head tipped back and hand to his open mouth sing-shouting

Loaf of Pepperidge Farm Raisin Cinnamon bread. There is a photo of a bread slice and cinnamon sticks on the package, along with a huge yellow circle that says in all caps, "DELICIOUS CINNAMON in every slice."

🎶 DELICIOUS CINNAMONNNNNNN in every slice 🎶

Screen grab from a Nintendo Switch game that looks like a grassy field with a blue sky in a watercolor style. The text box on the screen says, "I laid on the grass, like an obese walrus gasping for air."

At this point, I feel like touching grass just isn't enough. I need to do whatever this is.

Scene from the Harvest Festival episode of Parks and Rec. Tom is standing next to Ron and they're both wearing office Harvest Festival tees. Tom is chanting, "Jerry's fault. Jerry's fault." because Little Sebastian has gone missing.

We may or may not have starting slinging this at each other around the office after my boss stocked the employee kitchen with them.

Photo of a bag of cashews from Beijing. The brand is 果仁王 (Guo Ren Wang) which should be translated as "Nut King" but instead has been translated as "Choiceness Nutlet."

Well, I am currently singing a Broadway musical soundtrack downstairs, but I honestly don't even know if that makes me Mike or Bridget in this scenario.

Pretty much everyone who runs *any* site/app seems to hate their own users. 🤷‍♀️

Schadenfreude YouTube video by Natalie Venetia Belcon - Topic

Thinking about this song for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-da...

Aaaaaaaand, they're back! I guess someone at HQ vibe coded their way into a clusterfuck there for a moment. 🙄

Anyone else have a bunch of their Bluesky posts just... disappear today? It looks like anything I've posted in the past few weeks that has an image attached is now just gone, along with anything I've added to my Saved posts in the same timeframe.

Everything is fleeting blah blah blah but WTF?

A comic drawn digitally with two panels. First panel has one black cat on the left asking a white cat on the right "so what do you do for a living?" Second panel the white cat answered with a silly face "My best?"

don't we all

#art #cuteart #comic #cat

I hated reading PERICLES (found it to be a slog), but I went to a performance in 2004 by the Shakespeare Theater Company in DC and it was hands-down my favorite stage adaptation of any Shakespeare play I've ever seen.

It only took watching like three episodes of THE GREAT POTTERY THROWDOWN for me to be convinced that every potter is the Sorcerer Supreme.

I'm not convinced that pickleball actually exists outside of ads for arthritis medication.

Old Rose from the movie Titanic with the text "It's been 84 years..."

Currently talking menopause symptoms in a group chat with someone whose floor I sometimes woke up hungover on in my 20s.

Photo of a Jeopardy category on the TV that's called "Oh, Hi March"

Did Jeopardy... just make a THE ROOM joke?

*sighs in decades spent as a marketing professional*

CEOs aren't making videos without the help of a team, and the companies are probably in coordination because the execs all know each other.

They just want you to talk about burgers, because sales are down for everyone. Clearly, it's working.

Photo of the Roku home screen with a banner ad on the side. The ad is the poster for F1, but the logo is so convoluted that it looks like the title is "Brad Pitt The Movie." They want you to stream it on Apple TV on the Roku Channel because every streaming service is weirdly intertwined now.

I looked up from across the room and was genuinely confused trying to figure out what BRAD PITT THE MOVIE was.

How many dozen donuts are in a serving?

Old Rose from the movie Titanic with the text "It's been 84 years..."

Currently talking menopause symptoms in a group chat with someone whose floor I sometimes woke up hungover on in my 20s.

Screen grab from an episode of the TV show Community. Troy has just returned to his apartment and is standing in the doorway holding a stack of pizza boxes. The characters are in chaos, there's fire on the floor, one character is swinging a flaming shirt, two others are providing first aid to another character injured on the floor. Just maximum WTF.

Checking the feed before bed after going offline for a few hours to read a book.

an old man with brown bieber hair

no matter how bad life gets, it's reassuring that dean koontz's hair always looks like that

Solidarity on that front. We're managing to avoid digging up pipes for now since ours are just seriously mucked up but generally structurally sound outside of one intrusion point. All this chaos is thanks to very thirsty (and aggressive) tree roots.

Based on my chats with the (many) plumbers I've met in the past few days thanks to our clogged main, the average age of the homes/infrastructure in an area is highly relevant too, because a lot of plumbing issues are compounded over time (rather than single events).

To be fair, "You Can Anything You Need at Sears" actually does sound like a tagline they would have used.

of Montreal - Heimdalsgate Like A Promethean Curse [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] YouTube video by Polyvinyl Records

Personally, I prefer a miserable video skit.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VeI...

I looked up at the screen and described the GRIZZLY opening credits font as "voluptuous" and after glancing at it for half a second @doctorofthedead.bsky.social said, "Oh yeah, that's a variation of Pump Demi."

Just in case you were wondering what flirtation sounds like in a healthy nerdy marriage.