My kid learning to talk has been the greatest thing. I'm pacing around the house cleaning and every time I pass his room he's just sitting in his crib smiling and calls out "Hello mama! :D"
My mom's taking my son for a week and my sister wants to steal him for a night, but so far this morning he's had 3 bottles, an entire fruit pouch, handful of puffs, sippy cup of juice and 9 cookies, and I don't know if my sister has enough food in her house to keep that boy fed
I've unlocked the floating islands in Dreamlight Valley! Uglies get banished into the sky 🩷
Thank you!
20 minutes into the Habs game and my sons already eaten 3 popsicles, I fear I've not made nearly enough to get him through a game while teething
I need to use my free will more effectively, clearly
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to 🎂🏝️🤠 #marioday
I could fuck up a cold cut sub rn
Honestly, where do I need to be shopping to find a good selection of bras? One store didn't even have my size, and another had exactly 1 bra in my size and 2 that were one band size down. And I bought two of them.
Garlic fingers and donair sauce and a fat rip off my weed pen
Six Yoshis peeking down at the camera with the Yoshi's Island text box in the middle reading "Got any games on your phone?" Original screenshot from the latest trailer for Yoshi and the Mysterious Book for Nintendo Switch 2.
Process ingredients right on your farm in no time with the Mini-Mill!🌾 Available for purchase after upgrading the Carpenter's Shop.
Illustrations of the water type pokemon starters. Featured are squirtle, totodile, mudkip, piplup, oshawott, froakie, piplup, soble, quaxly, and the newest member gecqua
water starters 💧
#art #pokemon
Chicken noodle soup, Adventure Time, and Dreamlight Valley 🫰🏻
Many tidings on this blessed Mario Day ⭐ #marioday
Officially 3 weeks away from my return to work, and 11 days away from my first vacation 🎉
Men like that fascinate me because truly what did you find respectful in that interaction sir
As someone who just went a similar shade of red, do it, it's such a hot color and looks so good
In this weird stage of life where me and my uncle are dating people who are the same age
✨️Steeb✨️ #catsofbluesky #catsky #cat #steebthecat
I live in fear of this happening fr because my dad is obsessed with feeding the rez dogs and his company literally had to tell them to stop taking the dogs into the trucks
Had a dream my dad brought back 2 rez dogs from Manitoba and my son took a liking to one and then everyone pressured me into owning a dog
Would y'all rather upper back pain or lower back pain?
First time making donuts, and I ended up with 3 dozen because I accidentally used a recipe meant for home-based bakeries ✨️ #recipes #baking #cozybaker #homebaker #donuts
If you label your recipe as "easy" and then list buttermilk as an ingredient, I'm going to crucify you
All I hear from my babies room is constant loud crashing, but whenever you go to check he's sitting there perfectly still smiling like an angel. I feel like Squidward bugging out over SpongeBob and Patrick in the Idiot Box episode
Tried to take a mental health bath and my cat put a dead bug in the tub
Give a woman money to show your appreciation this International Women’s Day 🤗
It is officially next week that I got on my first vacation I'm hyped
