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@wearykatie

Professional amateur, writer, GM, slayer of Metroids, and two-time Champion of Eorzea. Snark machine for @hard-drive.net she/her

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Bill Lawrence Spotted Slipping Eight New Comedy Pilots into Tim Cook’s Mailbox — Hollywood Time$ From a bush outside of Tim Cook’s 500,000 square foot mansion in La Quinta California, I can now confirm that Bill Lawrence was spotted slipping eight new comedy pilots into the Apple CEO’s mailbox, e...

Bill Lawrence Spotted Slipping Eight New Comedy Pilots into Tim Cook’s Mailbox

Guest Scoop by @brettskalicky.bsky.social

www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/bill-...

04.03.2026 14:54 👍 6 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 2
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Elmo meets Iñaki

02.03.2026 23:49 👍 785 🔁 304 💬 13 📌 87
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Following BAFTA Controversy, BBC Promises to Only Allow Transphobic Slurs — Hollywood Time$ From a bush outside the Broadcasting House, London, I can now confirm that the BBC is issuing an apology for allowing a non-transphobic slur during the BAFTA broadcast. I caught up with John Terf, cha...

Following BAFTA Controversy, BBC Promises to Only Allow Transphobic Slurs

Guest Scoop by: @amityblamity.bsky.social

www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/following-bafta-controversy-bbc-promises-to-only-allow-transphobic-slurs

27.02.2026 18:31 👍 141 🔁 27 💬 1 📌 2
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TieTuesday - Does the clock stop? Watch TieTuesday's clip titled

guess who decided to test if the beaver swimming minigame stopped the timer???

www.twitch.tv/tietuesday/c...

Guess who found out there's nowhere to play your instrument during the entire minigame????

27.02.2026 03:25 👍 34 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0

We literally know now that anti-trans legislation was pushed by a pedophile ring to allow a pedophile ring to serve a pedophile ring’s interests, and legislators have decided the best course of action is to keep doing what the pedophile ring wants.

26.02.2026 10:53 👍 6340 🔁 2727 💬 31 📌 37
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The EVO situation is dire.

24.02.2026 16:58 👍 4068 🔁 1888 💬 31 📌 107

I wanted to give Teddy a wedgie the entire runtime of this movie.

20.02.2026 16:21 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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NBC Greenlights ‘The Golden Girls’ Reunion Show — Hollywood Time$ From a bush outside of the comcast offices, I can now confirm that NBC is returning to Miami to catch up with Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia in another reunion episode of ‘The Golden Girls.’ Tom F...

NBC Greenlights ‘The Golden Girls’ Reunion Show
www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/nbc-g...

19.02.2026 18:39 👍 2 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1
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Auditions for Karlach Should Include the Actor’s Ability to Bridal Carry Me — Hollywood Time$ With the recent announcement that Baldur’s Gate 3 is getting a sequel television series on HBO, fans have understandably expressed opinions and concerns over casting.

Opinion: Auditions for the ‘Baldur's Gate 3’ Adaptation’s Karlach Should Include the Actor’s Ability to Bridal Carry Me

Guest Scoop by @wearykatie.bsky.social

www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/opini...

18.02.2026 15:17 👍 5 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1
A thumbnail for a video titled "The conspiracy behind the 'killer' arcade game". It's a photo of an arcade in what looks like the 1980s. There are several arcade cabinets and teens or young adults playing them. All appear to be white males with very similar haircuts and dark hair.

A thumbnail for a video titled "The conspiracy behind the 'killer' arcade game". It's a photo of an arcade in what looks like the 1980s. There are several arcade cabinets and teens or young adults playing them. All appear to be white males with very similar haircuts and dark hair.

Is the conspiracy that this is just the same teenager nine times?

18.02.2026 15:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

18.02.2026 13:26 👍 19677 🔁 5923 💬 501 📌 1140
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This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

18.02.2026 11:46 👍 10587 🔁 2685 💬 103 📌 262
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Auditions for Karlach Should Include the Actor’s Ability to Bridal Carry Me — Hollywood Time$ With the recent announcement that Baldur’s Gate 3 is getting a sequel television series on HBO, fans have understandably expressed opinions and concerns over casting.

I wrote a guest piece for @hwoodtimes.com, the only place for serious, hard-hitting journalism and entertainment news, straight from Hollywood.

A Baldur's Gate TV series? I have opinions.

18.02.2026 14:23 👍 6 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
Four panels that show a woman gradually transforming into a pirate in each panel new restrictions to her streaming service are listed such as this streaming service will now have ads. This show isn't available on this streaming service. This show is only available for rent or purchase this show requires an add-on subscription. Gradually the woman goes from looking like a regular person then she has an eyepatch the next panel she has a pirates shirt and jacket the last panel. She has a pirate hat.

Four panels that show a woman gradually transforming into a pirate in each panel new restrictions to her streaming service are listed such as this streaming service will now have ads. This show isn't available on this streaming service. This show is only available for rent or purchase this show requires an add-on subscription. Gradually the woman goes from looking like a regular person then she has an eyepatch the next panel she has a pirates shirt and jacket the last panel. She has a pirate hat.

My evolving relationship with streaming. 🏴‍☠️

17.02.2026 11:33 👍 3555 🔁 1224 💬 35 📌 36
photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

17.02.2026 17:18 👍 7693 🔁 2095 💬 157 📌 279
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Guillermo del Toro Opinion on AI Teetering After Hearing it Called "Monstrous" — Hollywood Time$ From a strategically placed Bush inside a recent Oscar luncheon, I can confirm that filmmaker and outspoken anti-AI advocate, Guillermo del Toro, changed his mind on the controversial technology after...

Guillermo del Toro Opinion on AI Teetering After Hearing it Called "Monstrous"

Scoop by @funnelchest94.bsky.social

www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/guill...

17.02.2026 16:43 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1
Hard Drive Presents St. Valentine's Day Fascist Massacre. Playing Nazi Killing Games to Raise Money for We Are Casa on Friday Feb 13th 11am to 11pm ET. twitch.tv/harddrivemag

Featuring: 
But Why Tho
Kate Bush’s Husband
Worker’s Lit
Tales From the Backlog
The Indie Informer

Hard Drive Presents St. Valentine's Day Fascist Massacre. Playing Nazi Killing Games to Raise Money for We Are Casa on Friday Feb 13th 11am to 11pm ET. twitch.tv/harddrivemag Featuring: But Why Tho Kate Bush’s Husband Worker’s Lit Tales From the Backlog The Indie Informer

This Friday we are spending the day doing the greatest activity known to man. We are killing Nazis and raising money for charity while we do it!

Join us all day for some fascist killing fun and help us raise money for We Are Casa.

See you there, and as always Fuck ICE

twitch.tv/harddrivemag

08.02.2026 14:58 👍 443 🔁 115 💬 3 📌 20
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Please Help, VHS is Obsolete, Share this on Reddit so I can Kill Again — Hollywood Time$ It’s me, little Samara Gordon. You may remember me from hits like, the VHS tape your friend told you about, or that VHS tape you found at a crime scene, or even my sleeper hit, that VHS tape that’s st...

Please Help, VHS is Obsolete, Share this on Reddit so I can Kill Again
www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/please-help-vhs-is-obsolete-share-this-on-reddit-so-i-can-kill-again

13.02.2026 15:26 👍 6 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1
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‘Severance’ Fan Murdered After Referring to “Work Wife” as His “Innie Wife” — Hollywood Time$ From a bush outside of a local SoFi office, I can now confirm an employee is dead after referring to his “work wife” as his “innie wife.” Sheriff Doug Gallo updated the press about the ongoing investi...

‘Severance’ Fan Murdered After Referring to “Work Wife” as His “Innie Wife”
www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/sever...

12.02.2026 17:21 👍 64 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 1
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El Paso airport closed after military used new anti-drone laser to zap party balloon I want to be very, very clear that this should’ve never happened."

I'm going to lose it.

12.02.2026 16:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought that was from the Olympics. That was a world cup Super-G race in 2007. So long ago that guy's kids would be old enough to compe--okay, well, he probably doesn't have kids. >.>

12.02.2026 02:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy hell, that's ominous. Also a very weird way to remind me to look for you on Bluesky. >.>

Hi. 👋

11.02.2026 19:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Bobby Kotick, His Friend Jeffrey Epstein, And A Conspiracy Of Mediocre Billionaire Sickos
Bobby Kotick, His Friend Jeffrey Epstein, And A Conspiracy Of Mediocre Billionaire Sickos YouTube video by Stephanie Sterling

I made a video about Bobby Kotick, his friend Jeffrey Epstein, and a conspiracy of mediocre billionaire sickos: youtu.be/ZlrWz0JWfn8

09.02.2026 15:50 👍 1559 🔁 617 💬 36 📌 32
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EXCLUSIVE: Paramount Greenlights Film Adaptation “Jake From State Farm” — Hollywood Time$ From a bush outside of Paramount Studios, I can now confirm that Paramount is moving forward with a new film that will explore the origins of the State Farm character, Jake from State Farm. New Paramo...

EXCLUSIVE: Paramount Greenlights Film Adaptation “Jake From State Farm”
www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/exclusive-paramount-greenlights-film-adaptation-jake-from-state-farm

10.02.2026 15:08 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 6

please click and see about adopting the dog, but i really want to thank threads' link previews for prioritizing the avatar and really taking this places

10.02.2026 01:23 👍 312 🔁 52 💬 7 📌 1

They seem to be pretty bad at Breakout though.

10.02.2026 02:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My friend sending this post to me on Discord is how I found out Scott Adams died. Best way to get the news. Thank you.

13.01.2026 19:09 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rest in piss, Scott Adams.

13.01.2026 18:39 👍 448 🔁 133 💬 19 📌 4

your mom follows the Nintendo Power stage order in Mega Man

07.01.2026 12:15 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

So it's appropriate to arrest a world leader if you consider them criminal? You can just go get them? Just asking questions here.

03.01.2026 17:18 👍 6020 🔁 1310 💬 107 📌 42