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Free headline ideas to help biased news professionals keep their jobs and avoid the gulag. (Blindingly obvious parody.)

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ROGUES' GALLERY OF P***PHILIA APOLOGISTS UNBOTHERED BY CREDIBLE EVIDENCE THAT TRUMP FORCED A 13-YEAR-OLD TO BLOW HIM

06.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OPERATION EPSTEIN TIMELINE CLEANSE TOO URGENT FOR OPERATIONAL SECURITY

06.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA" TAUNT TO CONTINUE DISSUADING JOURNALISTS FROM THINKING CRITICALLY

06.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WHY TRUMP NAPPING IN PUBLIC, FOR THE SECOND DAY IN A ROW, IS BAD NEWS FOR JOE BIDEN

06.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A SMUG BILLIONAIRE P***PHILE AND HIS HENCHMEN DISCUSS WHATEVER THEY FEEL LIKE WHILE THIS QUESTION GOES UNASKED AND UNANSWERED

06.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BARI WEISS SAYS THE STORY OF THE CENTURY IS NONE OF AMERICA'S BUSINESS

06.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SINCE THE SUBJECT OF TRUMP'S NEWLY DISCOVERED 13-YEAR-OLD RAPE VICTIM IS OFF LIMITS, HERE'S WHATEVER THIS IS

06.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LESS THAN 24 HOURS AFTER THE TESTIMONY OF HIS C***D RAPE VICTIM BECAME PUBLIC, KING DONALD PREPARES TO FIELD MORE NON-EPSTEIN-RELATED QUESTIONS

06.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AMERICANS ARE TURNING TO THE FOREIGN PRESS FOR DETAILS ON TRUMP'S NEWLY DISCOVERED 13-YEAR-OLD RAPE VICTIM, BECAUSE THE "LIBERAL MEDIA" IN AMERICA REFUSES TO MENTION HER

06.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WHEN TRUMP DETERMINES THAT ALL UNRELEASED EPSTEIN FILES THAT IMPLICATE HIM HAVE BEEN BURNED, OPERATION EPSTEIN TIMELINE CLEANSE WILL NO LONGER BE NECESSARY

06.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NUMBERS CONTRACT TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME

06.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

BARI WEISS RAISES THE PROSPECT OF TERMINATION FOR C.B.S. NEWS EMPLOYEES WHO FILE STORIES ABOUT THIS

06.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AN AGING P***PHILE BULLIES NEW YORK TIMES EDITORS INTO SHRUGGING OFF THE STORY OF THE CENTURY

06.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta love how @washingtonpost.com *consistently* waits 24 hours to cover big Trump-Epstein news, so the headline can start halfway down the homepage and work its way to the bottom from there.

06.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

CAUGHT RED-HANDED WITHHOLDING SPECIFIC DOCUMENTS OUTLINING CREDIBLE TRUMP RAPE TESTIMONY, D.O.J. DOES WHAT IT CLEARLY MEANT TO DO IN THE FIRST PLACE

@washingtonpost.com

06.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ADORABLE DEMOCRAT SUGGESTS APPLICATION OF STANDARDS TO REPUBLICANS

06.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Also, there's more to trickle out where this came from.

06.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SURVEY AFTER SURVEY FINDS THAT NON-BILLIONAIRES ARE TOO BIASED TO GOVERN THEMSELVES

@postopinions.bsky.social

06.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AFTER SCOTT JENNINGS TOLD THE TRUTH ABOUT TRUMP'S NATIONALLY TELEVISED VIOLENT COUP ATTEMPT, HIS BOSSES BRIBED HIM WITH A RAISE TO STOP BREAKING KAYFABE

06.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

JEFF BEZOS REJECTS THE SUGGESTION THAT THE FRESHLY RELEASED TESTIMONY OF TRUMP'S UNDERAGE RAPE VICTIM IS NEWSWORTHY

06.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TRUMP DOES ENOUGH DAMAGE IN IRAN TO MAKE AWKWARD QUESTIONS RAISED BY LAST NIGHT'S EPSTEIN DROP IRRELEVANT

06.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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79 days since Trump blew his Epstein transparency deadline.

6 days since he started bombing Iran so we would move "onto something else."

19 hours since his DOJ was forced to release missing testimony from a teenage Trump rape victim.

A total of zero "Epstein" headlines at @washingtonpost.com

06.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THE FORMERLY VIRAL STORY OF TRUMP'S FLAILING C***D S*X CRIMES COVERUP VANISHES FROM THE NEWS JUST IN TIME TO AVOID THIS AWKWARD QUESTION

06.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THE WASHINGTON POST ABRUPTLY CANCELS EPSTEIN COVERAGE HOURS AFTER THE TESTIMONY OF TRUMP'S 13-YEAR-OLD RAPE VICTIM IS MADE PUBLIC

06.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WHY THE CHRISTIAN NATIONALISTS WHO CONTROL ALL THREE BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT MUST HAVE MORE POWER

@postopinions.bsky.social

06.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SAVVY TRUMP PLANS NEXT EPSTEIN DISTRACTION IN ADVANCE

06.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HOSTS OF β€œTWO MINUTES HATE” LAMENT RE-HUMANIZATION OF BROWN POORS

06.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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79 days since Trump blew his Epstein transparency deadline.

10 days since we learned that his DOJ is illegally withholding 50 pages of Trump rape evidence.

6 days since he started bombing Iran so we would move "onto something else."

A total of zero "Epstein" headlines at @washingtonpost.com

06.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THE WASHINGTON POST DROPS ITS COVERAGE OF TRUMP'S FLAILING C***D S*X CRIMES COVERUP AT THE BEHEST OF JEFF BEZOS

06.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

JOHNSON ON TRUMP’S ILLEGAL COVERUP OF HIS 13-YEAR-OLD RAPE VICTIM’S TESTIMONY:

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06.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0