A Friendly Slacker

getting a virtuous circle going

Does anything work for kidney stones besides staying hydrated and praying*?

*also assume that's pretty much all the healthcare I can afford too

Some say 1 is the loneliest number, but I also find it to be the most obsequious as well as the most fatuous number by far.

And the horniest, of course. Can't forget that.

An edited screenshot of Uhura from Star Trek TOS. She is looking so so so so beautiful (what else is new!), but also extremely over it, with a tired and exasperated expression. She's got her perfectly manicured nails held up to her forehead, like maybe she has a headache coming on, caused by whatever bullshit she's hearing over the comms. A caption has been edited onto the bottom of the image, in all caps yellow Star Trek font: "I am 1701% done"

FYI you're allowed to chase waterfalls now on account of the whole apocalypse thing

yeah / nah two panel meme. the top panel is Lieutenant Geordi Laforge expressing his displeasure at the term "lurking". the bottom panel is Geordi Laforge's approbation of the phrase "adding some companionable silence to the chat"

logging on

these reboots are getting out of control

i am hearing this battle cry more and moar
[alt text: fantastic graphic poster for “destroy all monsters” reads the MONSTERS are in REVOLT… and The World is on the brink of DESTRUCTION!
it also notes that “destroy all monsters” is the battle cry that could unite the whole world]

Are they calling this World War III, or are they just trying to reboot the whole series?

If the creators of The Good Place publicly said that the only reason they made the show at all was as a vehicle to tell the Jeremy Bearimy timeline joke, I would respect the hell out of that.

Drop some CREATURES

Kefka from Final Fantasy 6 as a dark angel saying "Life...Dreams...Hope..."

listing things that really chap my hide

Are they calling this World War III, or are they just trying to reboot the whole series?

drawing of a vaguely humanoid bird or pterodactyl lil guy taking a nap in a bed of flames done in colored pencil

where I'm at mentally

it's the only thing that makes sense, to me

Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

baked pancakes with apples, I think

pov I'm trying not to share how I really feel when people start talking about politics

Kefka from Final Fantasy 6 as a dark angel saying "Life...Dreams...Hope..."

listing things that really chap my hide

a small metal bowl filled with five egg yolks suspended in egg whites. It looks like a face with a rosy cheeked smile

Why yes, I am doing quite egg-cellent, thank you for asking.

so much good can be done in this world with just potatoes, butter, and salt - really overwhelms you sometimes, ya know?

tattoo of an axolotl wearing a head dress with the words "Sigo vivo" or "still alive" underneath it.

my lil guy. #respekt

Mr Beast Briefcases for the everyday low price of $49.97 at Walmart

This is my armor. None of you fools will ever touch me.

Bones Stabone of Growing Pains. Yes that was the character's name.

this is my favorite Pokémon

Yeah right I’m not falling for that one again

fauxkemon

pro tip: the easiest way to check if you're compatible with someone, these days, is to see if the veins throbbing at your temples are pulsing in harmony.

Rigby from Regular Show wearing a t-shirt that says "Now the party can start!"

aw frick yeah!

The story of The Three Little Pigs is a cautionary tale about failure of a found family to coalesce. Neither wolves or pigs are meant to live solitary lives.

Take care of each other out there.