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Coprophagous Rictus

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Just a dude who loves being a dad and who chills out with horror movies and TTRPGs. Currently stuck in the middle of the country and pining for the northeast.

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I had really hoped to be able to drive my family from Omaha to Massachusetts this summer to visit my brother, but I have little faith that gas prices will be anywhere near reasonable by then for a trip like that.

09.03.2026 08:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you, I might look into this. Been thinking a lot about family history lately.

06.03.2026 05:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Leguizamo has long been on my list of "people who only make a project better." Awesome to hear he's a part of this.

06.03.2026 04:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, more mute ants!
I hate the chatty ones.

05.03.2026 22:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's just so, so stupid here right now.

05.03.2026 22:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I honestly have no clue. He died when my mother was only 10, and she passed when I was just 17, so there are a lot of things about him that are a complete mystery to me.

05.03.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My mom's father was a merchant marine, and I believe a mechanic (might've just been a hobby).
My dad's father was a steeplejack after serving as a combat medic in Europe during WW2. He earned 3 purple hearts during the war, but 1 bad fall as a steeplejack is what gave him chronic pain for life.

05.03.2026 15:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had this CD stolen from my house during parties 2 or 3 times.

04.03.2026 07:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Damned enchiladas."

26.02.2026 04:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love this movie for the uptight sidekick and his gradual Arc towards "We need big fucking guns."

23.02.2026 10:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know, there are a lot of very legitimate and completely understandable reasons for much of the world to hate us, but I just don't see "having a hockey player who scored the winning goal after having his teeth shattered earlier in the game" to be high on that particular list.

23.02.2026 10:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with his eyes closed is dancing in a club Alt: a man with his eyes closed is dancing in a club
22.02.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Two fruits, a vegetable, and one flower!"

18.02.2026 07:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Mr. Blake, he'll never touch you."

16.02.2026 10:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The axe gang fight is one of the greatest things ever captured on film.

15.02.2026 01:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I loved the devotion to making sure both slasher and Rom-com tropes were equally represented.

11.02.2026 09:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No matter what time it happens, I'm going to immediately go out and buy a celebratory pie whilst singing "Thank You Very Much" from the movie Scrooge.

06.02.2026 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It could fix so, so much.

06.02.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, that's gonna fuck with my head until forever.

06.02.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, Takashi Miike is certainly a somebody.

06.02.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll trade you one of my extra die-cut polychrome Musks for it!

31.01.2026 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll always feel bad about laughing at that robot family being run over during a chase scene.

29.01.2026 09:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a tuxedo is clapping in front of a sign that says applause Alt: a man in a tuxedo is clapping in front of a sign that says applause
27.01.2026 11:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Band: Cowpoke Heretic

The Song: Rawhide Confessional

25.01.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The depth of his ignorance is only matched by the Mariana Trench.

22.01.2026 21:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Greasy Strangler with Big Naturals.

22.01.2026 09:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did John Baizley do their album cover? Looks rad as hell.

17.01.2026 11:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw it about two hours ago, and it might just have my favorite use of a song in any movie, ever. What a film!

17.01.2026 08:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell, if the singer uses actual intelligible words, then they are actually a step up.

15.01.2026 03:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From start to finish, it's just fun and love of the series, with some bonus Cronenberg as a treat.

15.01.2026 02:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0