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Gordon Vincent He/Him

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CisBiMarried, mad scientist in Itopia, lover of DaikaijuTV, RPGs, a very tough room for films. If your bio says you're in AI, I'll block you.

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Vichy will swing right alongside the Nazis.

11.03.2026 01:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's not even a cry for help. That's a V/K test.

11.03.2026 01:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1. He's a Rapist of Children.
2. He's Putin's PET Rapist of Children.

11.03.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Easy to do when you're not facing any consequences and intend to disregard whatever the court orders anyway. That's just the cost of doing business.

11.03.2026 01:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No fucking consequences yet!

11.03.2026 01:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I FIND YOU IN CONTEMPT OF THIS COURT. BAILIFF, ESCORT COUNSEL TO A CELL FOR THE NEXT 72 HOURS."

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HARD?

11.03.2026 01:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It can't exhale without lying.

The Ides are five days away.

11.03.2026 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now you know Bezos is in the files.

11.03.2026 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Delighted to hear of the courage of the Navy. I'm thinking of a riddle my y chromosome provider used to tell us about them.

11.03.2026 01:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I support trans equality and healthcare. And I'm not going to South By, even living in Austin.

11.03.2026 00:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity.

11.03.2026 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even Scott?

11.03.2026 00:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they had brains, they'd take them out and play with them.

11.03.2026 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is nobody saying the three letters here?

10.03.2026 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"your womb discharge" is absolutely the abortion.

10.03.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Womb swelling happens normally in pregnancy and there's nothing about "genitals falling off" in the text.

10.03.2026 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's Prince Kevin up to now?

10.03.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you did stairmaster in that suit and now your junk is sticking to your thighs

10.03.2026 16:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Replacing "ahoy."

10.03.2026 16:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Narrator: It was not, in fact, a mistake.

10.03.2026 14:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ

10.03.2026 14:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dragons don't die. You have to slay them.

10.03.2026 14:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The funny part comes when he notices that their shoes fit and demands to know why they "exchanged" them.

10.03.2026 14:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What could Putin and his pet Rapist have been discussing that they felt had to be kept secret from their DUI Hire?

10.03.2026 14:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A few Athenian writers thought that the highest love was between two men, because women were inferior creatures, yes.

10.03.2026 14:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so the only straight sex for a man to have is with an ace lesbian

makes sense

10.03.2026 14:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If she did "nothing wrong," then she has no remorse, nor contrition.

10.03.2026 14:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Commander Sinclair, from Babylon 5.

Commander Sinclair, from Babylon 5.

He's so pleased

10.03.2026 13:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

10.03.2026 13:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As it was in the Beginning,
Is now, and Ever shall be,
War Without End
Amen, Amen

10.03.2026 13:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0