His polling was at 0% on the poll I took today.
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His polling was at 0% on the poll I took today.
When your crush keeps turning you down. BRUTAL.
BUT THE DOW IS AT 50,000
We created Shelf Respect, a reading podcast, 6 months ago and we’re bringing it out from behind the paywall. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Our editor said “ I have edited a lot of episodes over the years across all three PMG shows. THIS is far and away the most unhinged one to date.”
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Is it too soon to say that stage 3 colon cancer is considered highly curable if met with prompt and aggressive conventional treatments supervised by board certified physicians? If not, I WILL CIRCLE BACK.
This was the moment my hope cup filled ALLTHE WAY back up.
Welp. That was magic. 🇵🇷
Internet: they could never make me hate you.
You know who could use a comeback right about now? Old Testament God.
Gentle Reminder: if you’re currently having unprotected sex, you may find yourself giving birth to a Scorpio. Proceed with caution.
This is who runs this account.
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Agreed! I gained 300 followers this week unexpectedly. Will all those folks stay? No. I’m always teetering on disappointing. And I’ve also had seasons of massive unfollowing too. But there’s something in scripture about losing your soul that I think applies here. 🙏
It was as if God sent them a snowy white dove.
Watching Christian influencers try to spin not talking about what’s happening in the world is WILD. I would love to see JUST ONE say “Listen. I’m scared to lose followers because this is my livelihood and I’m the breadwinner and my book deals are based on my follower count.”
Imagine if they were evil AND intelligent.
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I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
THANK YOU WHITNEY.
I’m not freaking out about the ice storm. Why do you ask?
You’ll never guess who sent me a cease and desist today.
DID YOU GUESS A TEXAS CHURCH?
I look forward to Bride of Christ v Jamie B. Golden.
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
It’s time to retire.
In 2026, we’re all going to spell it correctly. W-H-O-A.
Do not show this to my therapist.
The only Russian propaganda I’m accepting in 2026.
May you have a sliver of the joy Chuck has this Christmas Day.
Sometimes art is buried.
OH at my hair salon:
“How can she be MAGA? She lived in Osaka for 3 years.
“I think Jesus was real. He had friends.”
Me looking at those Vanity Fair pics as part of my new nightly bedtime routine.
