Or the flute.
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Or the flute.
The chairs bit amuses me.
While it's possible they got a bulk discount, that could be only 30 Aeron chairs. (They're 2k each)
Work bought all of us those once, and they're definitely worth it for the workers who spend all their time at desks.
The king crab Hic*seth bought is too much, though.
How many times have you said, "What have you got in your mouth?" before realizing it was just his patterning?
He looks like he lost a bet with the other guy, and had to wear that shirt as the result.
It would hardly be the first time.
Probably an ERP consultant.
I'd go with "none of those words is in the Bible", but camels is absolutely there.
There is a chance that was autocorrect.
I... am.... Tetsuo...
Color corrected Dorian Tyrell from the first Mask movie.
....Tetsuo
Ooof. Page 56.
"That the DOJ decisionmakers appear to have rushed into making these appointments without first considering the legal strategy is a rookie mistake attributable to no one but them."
When the first three footnotes are cites to the Declaration of Independence, you know you're going to be in for a ride.
About once a year I have the "that's not how tax brackets work" discussion with someone.
I really should get a laminated card made.
That part of my brain, on seeing this: Hey, remember that episode of Foamy the Squirrel where Germaine was in the hospital and the drugged out neurotic squirrel used a blood pressure cuff on his own neck?
Me: Well, now I do.
He actually has been buying suits for the Secret Service agents assigned to him.
And he could just have some assistant look up the model of the shoes and get them in the right size.
Trump would almost certainly never notice.
Maybe Rubio?
bsky.app/profile/timp...
Man, I bet you wish you had done research on this before writing this stupidity.
Cause you're going to get read for filth in the replies.
They're fighting against an authoritative state; clearly Alberta can't have that.
I'd love for the judge to kick it back because, officially, there isn't a Department of War.
It's Defense, until and unless Congress officially changes the name.
...They don't even look like that good a shoe.
Wait, what happened?
Just a flurry of filings, or.... ?
I then asked, "Has anyone ever said, 'There are four lights!"
"Yes. Added half an hour to the exam, because I hadn't seen that episode of Star Trek."
Eye exam yesterday, and part of it, the doctor turned off the room lights and moved a pen light around, telling me to just follow it with my eyes.
When he finished, he asked, "How many lights are there?"
"One", I answered.
If this were a cunning plan to get Congress to re-vote on war powers, saying he couldn't do this... (thus giving him an out)....
That would be the most subtle thing this admin has ever done.
The Dung Beatles - Flabby Road.
The Spike Jones & his City Slickers version always breaks me up.
Have you considered that the guy is himself not conscious?
One of my favorites actually burned down, and after two years of them saying, "We will rebuild..."
Well, there's now a Chili's there.