Donn's Avatar

Donn

@donnchristianson

I'm only here to be useful. "Let me sing you a dream of a different existence..." -- the Godess of Everything Else

160
Followers
61
Following
664
Posts
07.01.2025
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Donn @donnchristianson

She forgot to note that her own ice agents are cowards.

10.03.2026 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine if your boss's husband showed up and started telling you how to do your job.

04.03.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

According to them we've been at war with Iran since 1975...

03.03.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are you using their language?

03.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, it's a holy war now.

03.03.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Prior to this, that airplane had a perfect operational record with zero planes lost in combat.

02.03.2026 18:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My neighbor up the street, the one who flew all the trumpy flags before the election, the one who had the signs about taking back his country...

He's flying a new sign now.

"Love thy neighbor."

Uh huh.

26.02.2026 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know about you but, I like my $1,700 back.

25.02.2026 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just remembered that I have to floss both my cats.

24.02.2026 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Except for the whole murdering your own children part...

24.02.2026 21:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I watched the movie Downfall yesterday.

It was uncanny -- the similarities to today. The insanity, the idol worship, the denial of reality...

I did like the end though.

24.02.2026 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm at the drugstore checkstand and we're almost finished with my transaction.

Dude walks up and slaps a watch battery on the counter between us and says, "you got any of these?"

Over my shoulder I say, "didn't your mommy teach you how to wait your turn?"

"But I was just..."

"Interrupting"

24.02.2026 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It wasn't just an affair. He was sexually harassing her.

24.02.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Choosing neutrality in the face of oppression takes the side of the oppressor.

24.02.2026 05:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And most jurisdictions in the United States lethal force is authorized for self-defense if you have a sincerely held belief that you, or another, are at imminent risk a grave bodily injury or death.

21.02.2026 18:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love the "I'm so fucked" expression on his face.

20.02.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's going to be ketchup all over the walls.

20.02.2026 18:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He means reasonable suspicion of not being white...

16.02.2026 04:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Badass

15.02.2026 04:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or tomorrow.

I'll take tomorrow.

15.02.2026 04:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man speaking into a microphone with the words " no more questions just do it " below him ALT: a man speaking into a microphone with the words " no more questions just do it " below him
13.02.2026 03:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolute zero.

13.02.2026 03:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder how funny it would be if somebody used AI to put a different cylindrical object in their hands.

13.02.2026 03:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nick Fuentes is a shitty little monster.

13.02.2026 03:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone else surprised that a star of Jackass is acting like a, you know...

11.02.2026 05:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All hail Chandler!

03.02.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How bout we don't buy all the cameras and we simply fire all the agents instead.

03.02.2026 03:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You look absolutely cool but I'm sure inside you're screaming like Marsha Brady.

I would be.

03.02.2026 03:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They've shown us who they are.

We believe them.

03.02.2026 03:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's kind of sad, yet totally not unexpected, to watch somebody that you previously enjoyed dig themselves a deep deep hole.

02.02.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0