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Jojoba Witness

@funkyard

They/him You owe just enough to people to tell them to fuck off

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Grima found you~
#FireEmblem #Fanart

06.03.2026 21:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 469 ๐Ÿ” 120 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โœจ๐Ÿ˜ธโœจ

06.03.2026 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 698 ๐Ÿ” 213 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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๐Ÿ‘ปHachishaku๐Ÿ‘ป
BG by @nichiroart.bsky.social
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Alts available in P4tr30n!๐Ÿ‘€

06.03.2026 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1175 ๐Ÿ” 238 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when my order comes out before everyone else's:

06.03.2026 21:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใƒ›ใƒƒใƒˆใƒ‘ใƒณใƒ„ใ‚จใƒฌใƒŠใ•ใ‚“ใ‚ใ‚ŠใŒใจใ†ใ”ใ–ใ„ใพใ™(*ยด๏ฝ–`*)
#ๆ ผใ‚ฒใƒผใ‚ญใƒฃใƒฉๆใ“ใ†ใœ
#streetfighter6

06.03.2026 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 904 ๐Ÿ” 218 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 19:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 139 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

They should have announced this in a Nintendo Direct as the โ€œone more thingโ€.

06.03.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 4274 ๐Ÿ” 1171 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I truly hate that the default way to share a creative work is to toss it on a site like this instead of a place where people can go and see your body of work presented with less emphasis on temporal context

06.03.2026 16:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 437 ๐Ÿ” 110 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
An illustration of Sadako from the Ring, framed inside of a VHS tape. Water comes up to her waist as she moves forward menacingly.

An illustration of Sadako from the Ring, framed inside of a VHS tape. Water comes up to her waist as she moves forward menacingly.

C U R S E

06.03.2026 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 697 ๐Ÿ” 261 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 13:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1623 ๐Ÿ” 447 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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Panty or Stocking? ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿชฝ

06.03.2026 18:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 843 ๐Ÿ” 230 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Magic Kirby! [2024]

06.03.2026 18:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 871 ๐Ÿ” 293 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Midna~

03.03.2026 05:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1333 ๐Ÿ” 435 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open and a surprised look on his face . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open and a surprised look on his face .
06.03.2026 17:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Only the real 90s kids remember connecting their consoles with the piss, blood, and cum connectors

08.01.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 172 ๐Ÿ” 42 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Dopamine hack: do the 67 gesture at a pack of kids and watch them go apeshit

06.03.2026 16:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 495 ๐Ÿ” 115 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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shoutout to that time the creative director of warframe bodyslammed some rando on twitter bitching abt the game not being sexy enough

04.03.2026 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 208 ๐Ÿ” 57 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Fanart of Balalaika from the anime Black Lagoon. A busty white woman with long blonde hair in a high ponytail, blue eyes, and large burn scars on the right side of her face and across her chest. She is dressed in a red suit with a beige military jacket resting loosely on her shoulders. She has a cigar in her mouth and is talking on a flip phone.

Fanart of Balalaika from the anime Black Lagoon. A busty white woman with long blonde hair in a high ponytail, blue eyes, and large burn scars on the right side of her face and across her chest. She is dressed in a red suit with a beige military jacket resting loosely on her shoulders. She has a cigar in her mouth and is talking on a flip phone.

Some old Balalaika art (I should draw her again...)

06.03.2026 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 409 ๐Ÿ” 163 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sneak peak into the new couple, Milo and Penelope, since the new stamp is based off them!

05.03.2026 21:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2245 ๐Ÿ” 325 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Figuring out Proto Yareli

#Warframe #Warframefanart

06.03.2026 07:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 50 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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hey look a fun history lesson!

06.03.2026 04:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 13528 ๐Ÿ” 4587 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 112 ๐Ÿ“Œ 61
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ๅˆ้ŸณใƒŸใ‚ฏ2025
#ๅˆ้ŸณใƒŸใ‚ฏ

06.03.2026 03:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 360 ๐Ÿ” 94 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใ‚ทใƒณใƒŽใ‚ปใ‚ซใ‚คใ€‚ใ€€#ใ‚จใƒดใ‚ก #ไปฎ้ขใƒฉใ‚คใƒ€ใƒผ #ใ‚ดใ‚ธใƒฉ #ใ‚ฆใƒซใƒˆใƒฉใƒžใƒณ

16.01.2026 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 373 ๐Ÿ” 140 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใ€ŒใŠๅ‰ใŸใกใ‚’็”˜ใ่ฆ‹ใฆใ„ใŸใ€ใ›ใ‚ใฆใ‚‚ใฎใŠ่ฉซใณใ ใ€ๆœฌๆฐ—ใง็›ธๆ‰‹ใ‚’ใ—ใ‚ˆใ€‚ใ€ใ€€#ไปฎ้ขใƒฉใ‚คใƒ€ใƒผ #ใ‚ทใƒณใƒปไปฎ้ขใƒฉใ‚คใƒ€ใƒผ #KamenRider #shinkamenrider

12.02.2026 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 46 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the devs on this site are so mad this place is just the faggot forum instead of twitter2

05.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 635 ๐Ÿ” 192 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Little pouting Rune ๐Ÿค
The face she makes when rogue calls her a nuisance...

05.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 4006 ๐Ÿ” 681 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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SFZERO2 x VSAV
Poster for Texas Showdown 2026

I'll have them for sale at my booth there!

(The tournaments for these games will be hosted by @guilewinquote.bsky.social if you're going to TXS check us out!)

05.03.2026 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 319 ๐Ÿ” 134 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Body Temp Regulation is bullshit get me my heating lamp please

05.03.2026 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 739 ๐Ÿ” 288 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4