“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
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“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
Gonna start a service where you have to pay me to
i fear she’s getting repetitive
the biggest tragedy in the online content creator space is how many genuinely talented people serve an algorithm that doesn't give a fuck about them instead of pursuing their own creative ambitions
spent years aligning myself with strawberry but i fear i’ve made a shift towards cherry
ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO PLAY SUPERVIVE
the grip supervive is about to have on me for the foreseeable future is TIGHT
gonna pick one (1) of my friends and start copying every post they make word for word and see how long it takes for them to catch on.
headbutted my dentist really hard and now i think hes mad at me (it was on purpose.) :(((
one of those lil hacker dudes joined my webfishing lobby and kicked like 75% of the people but lemme tell ya. my line never left the water. fish fear me. hackers fear me. god fears me.
I was never human i just happened to live in the human world in a human body
why are they naked
i feel maternal instincts when i look at the rizzler. i want to keep that sweet young man safe from the horrors of the world.
3 reposts should i start askin for brand deals
leave webfishing ALONE
chris chillzo should i livestream next week i think it would be funny
am i famous yet
none of these 10 year olds realize how good i am at dress to impress
WHERE ARE ALL THE PORN BOTS
you’re either an ass eater or an eass atter
should i go to truth social next
how about you start a nonprofit and make some meaningful change in this world, chucklefuck
i will be the first person to get cancelled on bluesky
(i’m jk i’m jk i’m jk i’m jk)
hey guys! i’m here to start the #smallstreamer community on #bluesky ! follow train?
how much am i allowed to threaten people on here
they’re eating the gluppies
Many bunnies are at a raucous house-party. Many have red solo cups or other alcoholic beverages, and one of them is deliberately sliding down a staircase. One bunny, the host, has just opened the door to several more bunnies, who are apparently showing up unannounced. The host has a put-upon look on his face
Daily bunny no.2774 brought a few plus ones
how do i re-curate a timeline. inserting key words. the wonder years. the mountain goats. phillies. arcane. joy and whimsy.