If Captain "Save a hoe" Had a wife

Why are people wearing cowboy hats in public? It's wintertime!

Hey

Nice booty

Something needs to be done about bathroom stalls. THEY ARE TOO SMALL.

Strangers: "We can laugh buy you aren't allowed to"

Running a 5k makes no sense to me. Just a waste of energy. I'd rather be in a threesome.

Agreed

I got that premium unleaded 🍆🍆🍆🍆

Good morning 🌞🌄🌞🌞🌄

Bruce Banner: That's my secret, I'm always horny.

Captain America: Hulk, smash.

He daddy

Why do women get me all horny and then refuse to fuck me?

I need a little help

Ok

I'm sure I can help you with that.

That's a sexy dick.

Deal 👍

I want to make love to that booty.

Yes 🥰

Ok 👍

No.

I'm sure you have a nice dick.

That's one dumbass cat frfr.

It's not my fault that you hate your job.

I hate when try to tell me everything that is on their mind. It's bedtime bro, go to sleep.

Those are amazing titties.

Wow, that's extremely critical.

Yes.

I would for a small fee.

Why do women always want eye contact?