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I love when Miss Piggy or some other muppet calls Kermit “Frog”.
It’s such a funny insult.

18.12.2025 02:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can you “double click” the elevator floor button to deselect it?

17.12.2025 03:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Netflix Disney HBO Max+
Coming soon :-)

05.12.2025 12:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And when they’re inflated, they’re so sturdy, you can’t tell it’s different than a solid board!
What a world we live in.

28.08.2025 00:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Climbing out of a car after a long drive is like that guy getting out of a glass box on That’s Incredible.

17.08.2025 03:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is the content I’m here for!

27.06.2025 13:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How Canadians Pay for Food
How Canadians Pay for Food YouTube video by Ryan George

Thank you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKMT...
Thank you
(sorry)

25.06.2025 15:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Benson Boone and James Taylor are opposites.

24.06.2025 22:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I expect it. That day just can’t come soon enough.
I got to visit NYC last October and it was magical.

Hang in there.

19.06.2025 00:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anecdotally, nearly everyone I know who hasn’t already made travel plans is just steering clear. Including us (our travel plans this year include Holland and Canada)

In other times, a trip to Maine sounds beautiful.

19.06.2025 00:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Close up of crabapple tree blossoms.

Close up of crabapple tree blossoms.

Close up of crabapple tree blossoms.

Close up of crabapple tree blossoms.

Close up of crabapple tree blossoms.

Close up of crabapple tree blossoms.

Crabapple tree blossoms in May.

15.05.2025 00:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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When humans look at something we find beautiful it causes dopamine release in our brains & looking at plants shifts our brain activity away from fight or flight & into rest & digest mode.
A field of phacelia, Norfolk:

14.05.2025 14:11 👍 5544 🔁 728 💬 143 📌 32

I’m reminded that a huge difference between drawing digitally and physically is the undo button ctrl+z

25.04.2025 21:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Raspberry jam

16.04.2025 00:14 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh right. You know. If the jays and expos get traded to Puerto Rico and Washington DC. Then they can be from the 51st and 52nd state.

06.04.2025 18:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What? the Jays are moving to DC?

06.04.2025 17:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

For me, fall. There’s something about the middle stripe that is “harvesty” and something about the top stripe that is like dusk (and autumn is the dusk of the seasons)

03.04.2025 21:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everything I do, I’m always “raising the bar”. Sometimes the analogy is high jump. Sometimes the analogy is limbo.

03.04.2025 19:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For a second I was thinking of Judy Collins, the 1970s folk singer. Now Judy Collins is awesome.

03.04.2025 19:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Before you get there, there’s a stage where the font on your phone is humongous. I think the idea is to maintain the idea “I don’t need reading glasses”

29.03.2025 17:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Good Lord, America.
Come pick up Grandpa

05.03.2025 21:15 👍 1107 🔁 193 💬 141 📌 29

I can't speak for you lot but I for one am very tired.

05.03.2025 16:41 👍 47 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 0
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Sometimes we all need someone who will give us a little kick in the pants to keep us moving. But few of them can do it as cutely as Woodstock.

27.02.2025 00:56 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

By age 45 you should have:

• A favorite chair
• Dangerously high cholesterol
• Shirts older than some of your coworkers
• Constant but manageable despair
• Reported a scrolling “Select Your Birth Year” wheel as a hate crime
• Lost the ability to recognize that 1999 wasn’t, like, last year

20.02.2025 14:08 👍 693 🔁 175 💬 39 📌 36
My Grandfather (Spoken Excerpt)
My Grandfather (Spoken Excerpt) YouTube video by Harry Chapin - Topic

Sounds like you’re “good tired”

youtu.be/pyTeEOzK-Qk?...

13.02.2025 02:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

❤️
There’s a lot to love about Canada. There are some issues too. But when I look at the US news it’s “There but for the grace of God go I”
I don’t know what the real answer is. We’re rooting for you 🇨🇦🇺🇸

03.02.2025 22:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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No they don’t. Canada and Mexico want none of this. They want the president of the United States to respect and abide by the trade treaty he negotiated with them - and not make up bogus pretexts for plunging us all into a gratuitous no win economic debacle.

02.02.2025 18:44 👍 16253 🔁 3063 💬 409 📌 129

Scientists figured out the language of whales. Mostly it’s blubbering.

30.01.2025 11:00 👍 102 🔁 24 💬 3 📌 0
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It’s 8 o’clock somewhere.

26.01.2025 23:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0