So let me get this straight: the "party of the working class" is kicking millions of people off health care to fund tax cuts that disproportionately benefit the rich?
So let me get this straight: the "party of the working class" is kicking millions of people off health care to fund tax cuts that disproportionately benefit the rich?
When Americans raised concerns about RFK Jr.'s anti-vaccine views, he said he was "not gonna take away vaccines from anybody."
But now he's taking them away from millions of mommas and babies.
Vaccine recommendations should be based on science, not RFK Jr.'s political agenda.
What a sweet boy. Give him kisses!
If as President you answer βI donβt knowβ when asked if youβll follow the Constitution, you have violated your oath of office and should be removed.
Looks like ICE is using the New England Patriotβs plane - which is available for charter in the off-season - to carry out their assholery.
There it is, in a nutshell.
JD Vance to Represent Satan at Pope's Funeral
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Pete Hegseth just ordered the installation of a makeup studio at the Pentagon for him to prepare for his television appearances, which will cost thousands of taxpayer dollars to build.
Republican allowed into El Salvador prison, as Democrat denied access
https://www.europesays.com/2003544/
Republican allowed into El Salvador prison, as Democrat denied access https://www.newsweek.com/republican-riley-moore-el-salvador-democrat-chris-van-hollen-2061014
They set a guillotine in front of Bezos' mansion
Amazing that without even mentioning a name, EVERYONE knows exactly who it's referencing.
Today would be a great day to ban members of Congress and their families from trading stocks.
The first two statewide elections of the Trump era have underscored a vital truth:
Libraries are not red or blue, liberal or conservative, left or rightβthey are essential.
www.everylibrary.org/first_librar... via @everylibrary.bsky.social
First came the market manipulation. Now come the bribes.
When they loudly scream the quiet part in market manipulations.
No. Youβve been watching stock market fraud.
FBI Director Kash Patel has been quietly removed as the acting director of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives after he stopped showing up to facilities there, according to a report.
Patel, who remains in his FBI role, had not been βseen inside an ATF facility for weeks.β
apnews.com/article/trum... wins reinstatement to White House events after judge rules government canβt bar its journalists
Boat derangement syndrome
RFK Jr. Says Stock Market Crash Could be Reversed if Investors Drink Cod Liver Oil
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Is this just our new normal? Women being arrested if a cop doesnβt like how they miscarried, and lawmakers debating whether to put us to death before breaking for fucking lunch? Has everyone lost their minds?
What if youβre so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?
Antarctica Tariffs Announced
It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight...
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Just a reminder that Grubhub is a Bezos/Amazon joint. Delete your Grubhub app and leave them behind. ππ
ATTN FEDERAL WORKERS: It has come to my attention that several agencies are now offering WiFi for you to use with your PERSONAL devices. If I were you, I would NOT use that WiFi. I suspect it's a way for DOGE to monitor your personal communications.