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@brayfordbird

Basically just Pam from 'Gavin and Stacey' if she was from the north. Usually found at a gig.

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Yet another reason I can't wait to pass my driving test: fewer things in life more humbling than being dressed as Mary Poppins on public transport

05.03.2026 07:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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When you accidentally start a small fire in your kitchen and your partner's response is to give you a big hug and say they're glad you're not hurt

22.02.2026 14:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Excited for some female rage (Florence + the Machine with Paris Paloma supporting)

14.02.2026 18:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's not going to be a Eurovision Live Tour, you stupid slut

13.02.2026 21:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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08.02.2026 22:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Had the most wholesome day playing games and laughing hysterically with my friends. Now just to make it through this week before a well-earned week off!

08.02.2026 22:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING SADIST PLAYS 'BUCKLE' AND THEN 'KING'?! DO YOU WANT ME TO RING THE CRISIS TEAM?!

06.02.2026 23:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm just a girl, standing in front of Setlist FM, waiting for the Florence setlist to drop

06.02.2026 21:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Reason 357 I can't wait to pass my test: Bumping into colleagues on public transport when you just want non-verbal headphones time before/after work.

21.01.2026 08:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All 10 of my faves ended up in the #ESC250 cos taste

31.12.2025 21:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No but can someone better at stats than me track where the televote winner has historically placed in the #ESC250 in their year. For research...

31.12.2025 19:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

LA POOPY MONTESONG #ESC2025

31.12.2025 18:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can't wait to watch Sam Ryder absolutely nail 'Gethsemane' in 2026 #ESC250

31.12.2025 18:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Deeply unfair for 'Maman' to come on just as I start applying makeup actually #ESC250

31.12.2025 17:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eww. #ESC250

31.12.2025 17:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is the host going out tonight? We're flying through these! #esc250

31.12.2025 16:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gee, wonder why people suddenly appreciate avant garde Albanian bangers this year #ESC250

31.12.2025 16:39 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

'I Feed You My Love' is the best ESC song ever btw #ESC250

31.12.2025 16:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It gives FKA Twigs and I am obsessed. My 2015 winner!

31.12.2025 16:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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And it would have been Reykjavik 2021 too if it weren't for that meddling COVID! #ESC250

31.12.2025 16:05 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would not be mad!

31.12.2025 16:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PLAY THE UNCENSORED VERSION YOU COWARDS #ESC250

31.12.2025 15:42 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Why does it sound like it's being played off someone's scratched CD???

31.12.2025 14:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Will always maintain that 'Taken By a Stranger' is better than 'Satellite' #ESC250

31.12.2025 12:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The lyrics making zero sense actually brings me so much joy

31.12.2025 12:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

#ESC250, more like Melfest 250 amirite?

31.12.2025 11:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Reminder that my #ESC250 is tasteful as fuck

31.12.2025 09:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Slow morning starting with my NYE tradition: listening to #ESC250 until I go out tonight

31.12.2025 09:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Some mucky bastard is CUTTING THEIR NAILS ON THE TRAM

29.12.2025 16:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today my brother travelled back to London in order to fly back to Hong Kong tomorrow and I cried like a lil bitch.

But I also redecorated my office and made myself a lil cosy reading nook so that's nice.

27.12.2025 18:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0