Kristi Noem has been fired and replaced by the dumbest US Senator.
05.03.2026 18:50
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Kristi Noem has been fired and replaced by the dumbest US Senator.
Friend: They fired Noem.
Me: Well that sounds good.
Friend: *stares blankly at me*
Me: Oh, no. Who is the replacement?
F: Markwayne Mullet.
M: Jesus Christ! Why?!
I am incapable of moving as it would upset the Frenchie. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
Evokes, sorry for the bad grammar.
Putting aside how much anger this invokes in me, especially given the controversy of stolen valor around the Senator in question, the Marine at the end calmly discussing dislodging his clearly broken forearm, “just pull it out.” Is the most Marine thing ever.
I think some of the MAGA folks think if they call anyone a leftist, it makes them stop being what they are. Tina Peters tried that when they arrested her and she assaulted the cop who was there to take her into custody. Didn’t go well. Noem and people like her are delusional and about to find out.
Tweets about people asking Grok which president told the most lies.
Bahahaha. 😁😏
#DJT #DJ6T #FDJ6T #PantsOnFireDJ6T
WALZ: What a 'stop payment' meant by what the administration did last week is 400,000 children without healthcare
COMER: We believe that's your fault
WALZ: Our Medicaid error rate is lower than your state
Lol! Worst kept secret in DC.
"It is fraud" -- Neguse nails Kristi Noem for lying during her testimony yesterday when she told the Senate that DHS's $220m ad campaign starring her "went out to a competitive bid" (it did not), and tells her "I think there's gonna be accountability" (1/2)
Trump on Jan. 6, 2024: We will turn the page on forever wars. We never should have gone into the Middle East ...
We needed their oil ... and we have to protect Israel. Let's even say that's the first reason.
More of this please. I want so much accountability. I want to drink it.
I didn’t realize the Shamwow guy was another My Pillow guy, but I mean, of course he is, sham is right in the name.
It’s looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for.
Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.
I wonder how much CBS forcing Colbert to not air Talarico played a role in his winning?
This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."
America runs on Dunkin’ not roadkill.
Is this bad? It seems bad.
Our government is not for us anymore.
Quarter-wits.
She might not be familiar with how digital recording devices work?
after absolutely eviscerating Kristi Noem and calling for her resignation, Tillis is applauded. He thens threatens to hold up nominees if she doesn't stop stonewalling him. My God.
They are daring you to do something about it.
Rubio’s lies are easily the most brazen among a group that lies more often than not.
We are at war, but no one at work or even outside of social media seems to want to even mention it. So weird. In Trumpy PA where I now reside, it is like Trump voters especially know this is their fault and want to pretend it isn’t happening.
Lauren Boebert might be the dumbest sitting congress person, but there is stiff competition.
What kind of Minority Report bullshit is this?
#SendBarronToWar
Has anyone asked Cy Vance or the Manhattan DA's office what happened to their investigation of Leon Black? Has anyone asked former SDNY prosecutors about it? Black lent money to Kushner and went to Russia with Trump and Matt Calamari. Might be kind of important.
