angelina joliet

thaync yuo :')

can't find the right shoes, but if you're looking at my shoes while i'm looking like this....

EYEBAWL

every so often the closet in the room i'm staying in will open just a crack and shut when i look over, like the room is haunted by a very shy ghost

a swamp scene where a large, 15-foot alligator is partially submerged underwater with its head raised, eating a small young alligator

y'all ever seen a large gator eating a smaller gator?

we are on a swamp tour bus narrated by the new orleans equivalent of a chicago dad from beverly

walking around new orleans like "maybe i will run into someone from the cast of married at first sight: new orleans" (my favorite season)

a gal with an orange mullet, heart sunglasses, and a hot pink shirt standing in front of a store sign that says 'trashy diva'

that's me!!

gazing at the moon and chugging a cold brew as i haul ass to the airport

*walking to the DDR mat bleary-eyed with a mug of coffee* well, these songs ain't gonna unlock themselves...

randomly assigned window seat without paying 🙏🏻 GOD IS GOOD!

need to go out and gather sticks for a half-baked craft project....

billie: i love how i can give you a concept for a bit and you execute it flawlessly (🥰)

never have i been to a restaurant that looks out for the girlies this way. 2 different lotions in the bathroom, 3 vicky's secret body sprays, aloe face wipes, AND thayers witch hazel toner in the bathroom, like E X A C T L Y Y Y

kaun khmai/khmai in chicago my divas

eating at a cambodian restaurant and losing my fucking Mind this place is so good

browsing dresses for my wedding and the main criteria is "something phyllis nefler would have worn in troop beverly hills"

(buffy episode, obvi)

didn't cry enough in therapy so i put on 'the body' xox

me reading a paragraph about a connection between art and culture that's probably incredibly basic: 🤯

picked up an art history textbook at a little free library to see what all my little friends were learning about in college

hello i am always open to criticisms and complaints and will contribute several of my own

when cishet guys are hogging the ddr machine it just feels like a hate crime idk!!

unsure why i biologically Require popeyes under a certain amount of stress but i do

a bookmark with a brownish-yellow toad in the middle that says FROGETTABOUTIT! in multiple light green bubbles against a background picture of water it says "need to remember dis page?", "I'll have my boys look after your spot", "ey!", "yo!", "i'm in da freakin' mafia!"

not good day, but good bookmark

ngl this entire time i heard people mention a boiler room set i would wonder "didn't that pizza place close a while ago???"

lucky guess, I already knew my levels for the usual culprits (vit D and iron) and looked at magnesium rich foods and saw there was no way i was getting the daily recommended amount

3 weeks taking a magnesium supplement and already my insomnia is gone, not foggy and tired all day, can actually concentrate...

i think i actually *am* going through an "i simply lacked the vitamin" scenario 😳

i know astrology isn't real in the way that say, geology is real, but i did correctly guess my client's moon and venus sign