cosmo.

"this is my daughter R'lyeh, pronounced Riley"

all this from a 20W blob of wetware computronium that's simultaneously managing a million other things

the computer is NOT conscious. until you put googly eyes on it

if you close and immediately reopen the same app your phone should discharge a powerful electric shock

i dont like cellular automata research because i know one of the rulesets is going to be isomorphic to the feed from a camera that doesnt exist which follows me around 24/7

visual metaphor for something

** Speaker announcement ** Boxy will walk us step-by-step through a hypothetical first contribution to rustc at RustWeek 2026!
Info & tickets: 2026.rustweek.org/talks/boxy/

See you in Utrecht May 18-23, 2026!

#rustweek2026 #rustlang

ssh is an obscure but widely-deployed command. It stands for Secure Snake Home and was made in the 90s to securely play snake online

I made a massively multiplayer backend for it with support for thousands of concurrent snake players

ssh snakes.run to join!

help help help help mods i spil my buffer

Man goes to doctor. “Life is meaningless.”
Doctor says, “Great clown Pagliacci is in town. See him, he’ll cheer you up.”
Man says, “But doctor… I am Pagliacci.”

Doctor points to box in corner, "Eight hours in there, you wake up yesterday, see yourself performing"

Man gets in. Sees performance

There are fast and slow problems in computer science:

This is one of the best games of all time.

While out on a walk – after playing for a few hours – the pieces for how it was going to end suddenly clicked together in my mind. It felt like getting hit by a 2x4 (complimentary).

Kyle Mclaughlin in a car speaking into a tape recorder. Subtitles read "Diane, 11:30am, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks"

Happy Twink Peaks day!!!

It would be funny if this was their official corporate slogan like Nike: Just Do It and appeared in all media buys and also on sponsored athletes and all products sold

On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you hate it when a scale runs from 1 to 10

Me, I'm at the exact middle point on this scale. 5.5 out of 10

imagine training AlphaStar (the deepmind starcraft AI) to do office work instead

you get an alien that has no world knowledge besides the task, whose behavior was shaped solely by the training utility function

come to think of it pretraining is a bit like touching grass (a lot of it in advance)

lyapunov fractals are back bb

“And the Grinch’s heart grew three sizes that day. Not because he’d understood the meaning of Christmas but because we injected him with Python Juice.”

And God said unto Adam and Eve: And here is the tree of asynchronous mutexes, you are never to partake unto it, lest very bad things happen.
Adam: Why do we even have that tree?
Eve: I'm pretty sure I could touch them and nothing bad would happen
God: STEP AWAY FROM THE TREE

how lucky I am to have so much to lose

Comes out pretty threatening

Very excited to open day two with @affinelytyped.bsky.social!

also true of programming languages

"thought Montag, insanely." is a great "first contact" reaction to brainrot too

You should play Outer Wilds, it's really one of a kind

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

orbiting AI god desperately trying to re-uplift humanity before it burns up in the stratosphere

philosopher: this is long-settled. it's a consequence of godel's theorem: "computers" do not "think". ever. qed
philosopher 2: godel doesnt say anything about mesa optimizers. s-risk is the only relevant debate
phil 3: i was a skeptic until i met Sonnet and she taught me how to cook pasta. with soul