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Oh okay

06.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mr Bean level of clumsiness

06.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As to the notion that Americans or anyone associates Nazi imagery more with jokes and laughs than with Nazi practices: that’s fuckin bonkers

06.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, this has indeed all been covered and it’s all still valid as absolutely disqualifying. It’s not β€œsmears.” It’s stuff that happened and keeps happening

06.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am all for redemption. I believe in it. I don’t think it guarantees you β€œgood politician” status. Maybe he should help someone else without all the baggage to run for the working class, like someone who isn’t rich and actually is from the working class

05.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 467 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 0

3) he was a mercenary for BLACKWATER.

So at BEST: he makes a lot of the same kind of β€œmistakes” and should not be in office if he can’t see this shit coming

05.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 353 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

2) it’s not just the tattoo and Grim knows it and so do I and if you dont: He covered it up with a β€œNorse/celtic” design. He RTd a neo-Nazi Twitter account. He went on an is a β€œbig fan of” a podcast with VALHALLA in the name

05.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

1) I knew exactly what the Totenkopf was and I think many people did too? It was on the hats and such? I am not aware of the Nazi symbol rankings but this feels very low to me

05.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 167 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Your nudes also go to Waymo fyi

05.03.2026 11:09 πŸ‘ 265 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Emmanuel Damas in a patterned dress shirt and striped tie leaning against a metal railing on a sunny residential street with red brick rowhouses and flowering trees in the background.

Emmanuel Damas in a patterned dress shirt and striped tie leaning against a metal railing on a sunny residential street with red brick rowhouses and flowering trees in the background.

Emmanuel Damas, 56, died in ICE custody on Monday.

Damas came to the U.S. from Haiti seeking asylum. After six months in ICE custodyβ€”the last four at CoreCivic's Florence Correctional Centerβ€”he died from complications from a tooth infection.

A tooth infection.

1/3

tucson.com/news/local/b...

04.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 2389 πŸ” 1518 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 155

apologize then delete your account

05.03.2026 08:28 πŸ‘ 662 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 9

We need better Democrats.

Not a single dollar more for Trump’s illegal war.

05.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 4974 πŸ” 864 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 25

Why

05.03.2026 10:35 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œGood morning I just got borned”

05.03.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 1274 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 0

Notice how the only way that this sounds vaguely reasonable, if you don't think too hard, is that it starts from a position of having to disprove "100% certainty"?

05.03.2026 05:41 πŸ‘ 476 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 2

Oh man when he looks at his watch and screams, that has stayed with me forever

05.03.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet from senator Andy Kim wishing constituents a happy Purim. The graphic is New Jersey with lots of Mardi Gras iconography for some reason

Tweet from senator Andy Kim wishing constituents a happy Purim. The graphic is New Jersey with lots of Mardi Gras iconography for some reason

oh that’s notβ€”

04.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 590 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 109

I feel like the show is actively tricking me into thinking two people like each other and then one of them says something so horrible to the other that if it were said to you in real life you would think about it until your dying day

05.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 175 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have reached the end of season 1 of industry and can confidently say I have zero idea if any of these people are friends.

05.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That singer Jesus Christ

05.03.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a real tribute to AI’s terribleness that everyone thinks the AI George looks like a different celebrity and everyone is right

05.03.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 654 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Weird they were all guests on gavin newsom’s podcast

05.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 973 πŸ” 156 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Even my Southern mother says it's now okay to wish for him to die, guys, it's cool

28.02.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 944 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2

restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-

jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga

salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool

04.02.2026 05:49 πŸ‘ 1813 πŸ” 337 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3

lmfao get wrecked

04.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 3979 πŸ” 509 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 4
Christopher Hooks
@cd_hooks What to look for on election night in the
#TXSen Dem primary: 1) Votes. The more each candidate gets, the better. And that's likely to determine the
winner of the entire ballgame. 2) The map. Votes from outside Texas aren't likely to count at all-unless they were mailed
in.
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Christopher Hooks @cd_hooks What to look for on election night in the #TXSen Dem primary: 1) Votes. The more each candidate gets, the better. And that's likely to determine the winner of the entire ballgame. 2) The map. Votes from outside Texas aren't likely to count at all-unless they were mailed in. β€’β€’ β€’ 12:56 PM β€’ Mar 3, 2026 β€’ 189.2K Views 38 * > 326 4.4K 139

Can’t believe you withhold this insight from the folks here

04.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 606 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 6

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

04.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 7415 πŸ” 1507 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 71
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#beastmode

02.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 2285 πŸ” 487 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 9

I was Jim Carrey for three years and nobody gave a shit

03.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 1433 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Frame from campaign ad by Rep. Dan Goldman. His face full on center frame under which is the caption in all caps β€œABOLISH ICE”

Frame from campaign ad by Rep. Dan Goldman. His face full on center frame under which is the caption in all caps β€œABOLISH ICE”

Public pressure means something. Primaries can change policies. In NY-10, Dan Goldman has been running ads for months.
Primaried from his left by @bradlander.bsky.social, Goldman’s ads have gone from β€œAgents should have to carry ID” in January, to big bold graphics this month that say β€œAbolish ICE.”

03.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 3047 πŸ” 519 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 88