What do you call a belt with a clock on it? – A waist of time.
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What do you call a belt with a clock on it? – A waist of time.
264. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? – A pouch potato.
What do you call a pile of cats? – A meowtain.
Why was the math book so sad? – It had too many problems.
What did the zero say to the eight? – Nice belt!
What’s brown and sticky? - A stick.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? – Nacho cheese.
How do you make holy water? – You boil the hell out of it.
Why do skeletons never go trick or treating? – Because they have no body to go with.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? – To get to the body shop.
What did one hat say to the other? – Stay here, I’m going on ahead.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? – Because they make up everything.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? – I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why don’t penguins fly? – Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? – Bison.
What did one hat say to the other? – Stay here, I’m going on ahead.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? – An investigator.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? - He pasta way.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? – Dam.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today? – His car got toad away.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? – They don’t have the guts.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? – Frostbite.
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? – Because he wanted to go to a high school.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? – Bison.
Why did the chicken join a band? – Because it had the drumsticks.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? – A carrot.
What kind of car does an egg drive? - A yolkswagen.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. - I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted? – He was outstanding in his field.