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Jacob Wallace

@jwconductor

Professional conductor. Associate Professor at SDState. Enthusiast of LPs, distance running, college football, (occasional) whiskeys, and joy. Views expressed here are my own.

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20.01.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 2339 πŸ” 276 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 6
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Canes right now...

20.01.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 227 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

Gotta teach em young

19.01.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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NBC out here already advancing the Chargers.

12.01.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dante Moore in the postgame saying β€œAt the end of the day, we beat ourselves.”

10.01.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

cackling

10.01.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You say Indiana is being unsportsmanlike; that they’re running up the score on a hapless Oregon team.

I say β€œCignetti didn’t put a returner back there to run back the missed field goal.”

10.01.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œ59 seconds left in the half? Oregon left too much time on the clock there.”

β€œDon’t you mean Indiana?”

β€œNope.”

10.01.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Targeting rules are easy. If the flag is on the team you’re rooting for, it is definitely targeting. If the flag is on the opposing team, it is definitely NOT targeting.

09.01.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ole Miss kicker putting together the audition reel for Dude Perfect.

09.01.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect time for me to have a four-hour drive tomorrow!

05.01.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yikes. 😬

03.01.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Objectively the worst coin toss I’ve seen. Terrible technique.

13.12.2025 20:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they might drop a chandelier on you. the horror.

06.12.2025 22:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DO NOT CLEAN SNOW OFF THE BLEACHERS WITH YOUR TRUMPET

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

29.11.2025 20:54 πŸ‘ 204 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 10

In today’s episode of β€œBand Kids Are the Best”: today’s playoff game has a projected kickoff temp of 21Β°, with snow blowing sideways throughout. Students could opt out due to holiday+conditions if needed.

Almost 200 are here right now running notes in the building.

Love this band.

29.11.2025 15:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No flagship is complete without a creamery or a meat salesroom.

29.11.2025 04:58 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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You, a fool: I would like to attempt to cook a bird that requires multiple days of thawing, brining, and seasoning to maybe get a proper result.

Me, wise and learnèd: BRISKET BAY-BEEEEEEEEEE!

27.11.2025 05:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WE JUST WANT TO HELP, RYAN.

24.11.2025 04:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am sitting in a room different from the one you are in now.

I am recording the sound of my speaking voice and I am going to play it back into the room again and again until the resonant frequencies of the room reinforce themselves so that any semblance of my speech, with perhaps the exception…

23.11.2025 03:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

It is often difficult to tell for the first ten seconds or so.

16.11.2025 19:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My current favorite game while watching football is: β€œIs This Billy Bob Appearance a Landman Promo or a T-Mobile Ad?”

16.11.2025 19:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

NEVER IN DOUBT.

08.11.2025 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gimme dat Wonderwall!!! #MNUFC

08.11.2025 23:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MY GOD THESE LOOOOOONS! #MNUFC

08.11.2025 23:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolute mental assassin. DSC MVP.

28.10.2025 03:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AND AFTER ALLLLLLLLLL
YOU’RE MY WONDERWAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!

#Loons #MNUFC

28.10.2025 03:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dayne St. Clair is the biggest troll in all of goalkeeping and I couldn’t be happier that he’s on my team. #MNUFC

28.10.2025 03:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

hope you enjoy this loss, Lane Kiffin!

18.10.2025 22:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Got that dawg in him.

12.10.2025 03:24 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1