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Nicole DeWitt

@catastro-v

Biopunk girl, ex-astrophysicist, aspiring smokeshow.

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It's hilarious that "working class" now applies exclusively to the racist failsons of regional car dealership owners but every unemployed trans person is an "elite".

06.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 1432 πŸ” 354 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2

love waiting on the phone for an hour to talk to an insurance agent and then they just hang up on you when you start to ask a question

06.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

jfc theyre banning books with gay people from libraries, banning any mention of gay people in schools, and canceling federal research funding for any study that mentions the word β€˜gay’! the backlash is here and its happening thanks in large part to centrists holding the damn door open for it!

06.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

true! guess we’ll have no choice but to add another few mouths so they can annoy each other

06.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

learning lessons is for cowards who wont commit to the bit

06.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if she wants me to shut up why doesnt she put a baby in m

06.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if she wants me to shut up why doesnt she kiss me about it

[does not shut up]

if she wants me to shut up why doesnt she pound me into the mattress about it

[does not shut up]

if she wants me to shut up why doesnt she put a ring on me about it

[does not shut up]

06.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the men arent usually trying to bait her into pinning them against a wall its true

06.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

me when i see a guy intentionally annoying his girlfriend: ugh why are men like this

me when i imagine having a girlfriend: i cant wait. im gonna annoy her so much

06.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

no i was just browsing the interweb and straight men kept being weird on it

06.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

straight men why are yall so weird

06.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I maintain that "relatability" is one of the worst things to happen to creative writing and it must be combated

06.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 593 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 6

oh i got it all, and then got her again so shes ss-rank now

06.03.2026 07:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

those arent a type of man!!!

06.03.2026 07:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

afaict honkai impact 3rd has two types of men who play it: 1) men who think every member of an all-women warrior unit would be sexually attracted to them if they worked there, and 2) men who would dispose of the body if their lesbian daughter killed a man for talking shit about her girlfriend

05.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œjust bc my eyes naturally like to rest on her ass does not mean im saving her for lesbo reasons!! h-hey! im serious! stop laughing!”

05.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

she saves her bc female friendship is so important! any thoughts about how the top shes wearing today hugs her figure are purely tangential!!

05.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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average nicole protagonist

05.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
tuna

tuna

tuna

05.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*standing slow-clap ovation*

05.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

did a single discounted 10-pull on the new honkai 3rd mei battlesuit and got her twice. obvi this is very good news and there is finally justice in the world, but also i feel a little like hoyos gambling algorithm itself is telling me ill never beat the tuna allegations

05.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

at this point whenever i see i guy say β€œwe have to keep trans women out of womens restrooms to protect women from rape” i just assume he routinely sexually assaults women hes alone with

05.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œwe all agreed rape jokes are bad” was about lazy men using rape as a shocking punchline to dehumanize women in like tweets and standup routines

don’t use that same maxim to run around demanding survivors of abuse discuss what happened to them only in somber, sad reverence.

05.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 717 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

oh yeah theres also that lol. bunch of dudes running around playing their ultra mega masculine viking man named helen

05.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think of this often

05.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 1529 πŸ” 617 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5

let πŸ‘ cristina πŸ‘ vee πŸ‘ be πŸ‘ evil πŸ‘

05.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I used exogenous hormones to change my sex

05.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 466 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0

guy who just described having symptoms of severe adhd: yeah so my brain is too advanced to read

05.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the sheer deranged anger that Christina Vee voices Velvet Crowe. Thank you for your service hermana, you are forever a legend

05.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

shes so fucking good in the role its unreal

05.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0