Devin

Different dumbass

They all start with “The”?

Ironically drinking Zima?

Pronouncing this like “Omela”

A lot of people on here making fun of Markwayne, but teleporter accidents are no joke

Markwayne in the Membrane

Noem’s been tossed down Cypress Hill. Marky Markwayne’s too legit to quit. Reader, I haven’t seen a posse of clowns this insane since Dubya overtook Poppy back in the day

by Maureen Dowd

Get em Ron

Who is doing costumes for Shield of the Americas, WB or Marvel/Disney?

< Wilfred Brinkley voice >

They’re declaring victory on pronouns and moving on to articles!?!

Permenstrual skeet

Poison people poison people

Retirement comes at you fast

That makes us reply guys like medicinal leaches then right?

Based on the distribution I’d say it was an iPad in a room full of babies

A different kind of cuttlefish if you will

Civil here. I don’t think the subject of parking was ever mentioned, at least in relation to structures.

Why are the hubcaps so big?

So close, Jesus was a religious figure, not an athlete.

Absolutely, it seems like the startup-hustle lifestyle fad had mostly withered under Trumpitalism, but this seems to be giving new life to the grift. Selling shovels to the miners.

Absolutely, it seems like the startup-hustle lifestyle fad had mostly withered under Trumpitalism, but this seems to be giving new life to the grift. Selling shovels to the miners.

You sure those aren’t ads?

Sea lion!

Always thought those coffee makers tasted like ass, but now I’ll appreciate it

I wish I could, but I don’t look good in a turtleneck

Do windows devs use computer?

suddenly remembered the existence of “the shape of punk to come” and it has all i have been listening to for days

But are they moisturized?

There’s worse things to be enmeshed in I guess

@npr.org, why ascribe agency to a chat bot? given the story here, it seems even more important to make the distinction and educate people. The chat bot generated text from a prompt. Would you describe a message from a Ouija board the same?