Megan Merry 🎄

I drew a boot.

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Please date sweet and gentle men.

Please date men who have self control.

Please date men who are patient with you.

Please date men who can articulate themselves.

Please date men who are soft spoken.

Please date men who respect their own bodies.

PLEASE DATE MEN WHO ARE KIND TO YOU.

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I've got Michael
I've got Charlie
I've got my snugs who can ask for anything more?

Old man Michael
He's an old man
He is almost
Forty-four
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I didn’t know Microslop was a thing until I saw headlines about Microsoft trying to ban Microslop on its Discord. Now I shall say Microslop a lot. That’s how it works.

It’s good when Microsoft, a company that likes genocide and environmental destruction, doesn’t like things.

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He's never met a Hasher. Bruh, I've got the 6 pack 10k patch. And ran 50k ultras.

Photo of a hardwood floor with a red dotted line marking the couch footprint and a green circle around the black tv remote. Within the red dotted line couch footprint are 4 rubber foot pads, a notepad, and a few other crumbs and bits like lactaid wrappers, one jelly bean, part of a chip.

And now it's right there on the floor. We lifted this so many times. And used flashlights. And the Swiffer. Where was it yesterday????

I'm glad I didn't lose it somewhere crazy like the freezer but how did it get so lost lost?

So today I'm still pissed about losing the clicker even though I already have a replacement coming on Friday. And also the rug in the room is looking dusty so it was vacuum time.

I do the side of the room with the rug 1st. The move the coffee table and flip the couch.

This TV has a single hardware button. My laptop was already hooked up but changing the input with the single TV button was a pita.

While watching Netflix via the laptop, I remember the old Chromecast. Can't pair that remote to the tv w/o the clicker. No volume ctrl. But it works fine otherwise.

I use the Swiffer to try and knock things from under the couch (and catch some of the dust bunnies). Peacock picks another sitcom for me to watch and an entire episode of that passes while I'm searching.

I finally give up for the night.

MB* gets home from work and starts searching with me. We use our flashlights. We stuff our hands in the cracks. We lift the couch from the front. We lift from the back. We check other rooms of the house. Meanwhile we're still on that same sitcom episode.

Maybe 10 or 15 min into the show the cat gets up and I start looking for the clicker. I shake out both blankets on the couch. I check the cracks. I look below. I check the coffee table, tv stand, mantle, bookshelf, any other surface in the living room. Nothing.

Charlie Danbo, the new true snuggler, was desperate to sit with me. And maybe steal my snack. He tried to steal grapes recently!

I had a little anxiety at the 1st commercial break. I wanted the remote so I could skip the ad. But these aren't even skippable ads. The anxiety was a premonition.

Yesterday I lost the clicker. Then I thought I went insane.

After doing a few minor chores (starting laundry, scooping cat box) I prepped an afternoon snack and got setup on the couch. I started the new Tracy Morgan & Daniel Radcliffe sitcom.

I've had this happen on bsky and the solution is usually to update the app.

All the mechanics drool over MB*'s 2018 Fit with less than 50k miles. The most recent guy called it a "marshmallow."

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New Charlie Danbo lore just dropped.

He graduated from West Genny. Go Wildcats!

Now that's customer service!

I was wrong! Denver died in '97. Burns in '96. Burns could no longer save him. 😭😭😭

I was wondering why George Burns (God) never saved John Denver from a plane crash knowing full well that Burns passed away in my lifetime and old enough to both know who he was and remember the announcement.

I didn't know when Denver passed and assumed it was in the '80s.

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It took nearly 24 hours for me to realize... That's a moisturizer bar. A solid moisturizer. A real thing that LUSH makes. And not soap. 🤦‍♀️

Anyways, now that I'm using the moisturizer bar correctly (and after cleaning with regular soap or body wash) I am quite pleased with it.

Recently in Megan is maybe not smart...

It was time to replace the bar soap in the bath and I have many fancy or homemade bars to choose from. I find a paper bag from LUSH with a bar. But then in the shower it wouldn't lather at all. And it didn't rinse off well either. So I was confounded.