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Jes d'Ixelles

@bzdyelnik

Intrepid optimist, mort-vivant, presque drΓ΄le. β­•, house&techno, Union Saint-Gilloise πŸ’›πŸ’™. Cancer bio, stats, dataviz, Java, R, JS. From MI πŸ‘‰βœ‹, now πŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί.

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Hey y'all, happy YEMSG!
How's life over here in the colonies?
I miss you guys.

29.12.2025 21:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi Bluesky πŸ‘‹

I got tired of crossposting from Twitter, sorry. I miss the old times.

12.11.2025 14:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

European matches are a different beast than the domestic ones. Glad to hear you're on the right side of Glasgow.

06.11.2025 19:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also smart, wow.

06.11.2025 09:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Buona Sera - Live At The Sahara Casino, Las Vegas, NV/1958/2005 Remastered

Buona sera Γ  tous
spotify.link/HTalxuQlXXb

02.11.2025 02:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nummum finge et sigillum lambe

01.11.2025 19:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or a NSA experimental subject

01.11.2025 19:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Heh. :)

01.11.2025 19:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But there will come a day
When youth will pass away
What will they say about me?

01.11.2025 18:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's Not All Saints day if you're an incel.

01.11.2025 12:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Local crew is all off to Madrid for a imperially-appropriated Dia de Los Muertos, hella tapas, and the USG-Atletico game on Tuesday.

Me, I'm looking forward to an austere week of work. πŸ’€

01.11.2025 12:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Candy for breakfast but what I really want is bacon

01.11.2025 10:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I Can't Wait

Bus -> metro -> bus. Elleffgee.
spotify.link/YtwSkVtgVXb

31.10.2025 20:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My favorite beer: Brasserie Tartaruga'a Super Fresca

31.10.2025 18:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got 17 mini Snickers and 15 mini Twix. I figure I'll only run out if kids start taking mittfuls.

31.10.2025 16:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Micheal Jackson's Thriller Solo Beat - 10 min loop (Bass boosted + Hi-Hats) 🐸
Micheal Jackson's Thriller Solo Beat - 10 min loop (Bass boosted + Hi-Hats) 🐸 YouTube video by KRIM

All you need is
youtu.be/ZL6tGoTawI4?...

31.10.2025 13:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bit o' debt

31.10.2025 12:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone sends me a FB link and I worry they'll reactivate my account if I click.

31.10.2025 12:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Ok but why does the NDA mention my 'eternal soul'?"

It's, um, boilerplate.

31.10.2025 09:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Elizabeth Holmes?

31.10.2025 09:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Proud to share that the AI company I founded, mephistophel.es has ARR going through the roof and next year we're launching twenty new data centers near critical wetlands and urban reservoirs.

We're hiring. πŸ˜‰

31.10.2025 09:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[dude yapping in girl's ear]
"So, 10 maybe 15 years ago someone said data is the new oil and for 5 fuckin years it was slide 1 of everyone's talk. Now leftists're protesting data centers like they're oil pipelines. I'd post this on LinkedIn but it's all toxic positivity there."

31.10.2025 08:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Data centers are the new oil pipelines.

31.10.2025 08:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I don't have a costume for tonight since I'm going to the function solo. Doesn't stop me from hoping to see yours tho. I have candy to share, too. I mean I don't right now but I'm going to the store in a bit.

31.10.2025 08:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Caught myself sayin' "Don't maybe; maybe doesn't help me."

30.10.2025 19:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in a better mood today, btw. It's sunny and red-golden leaves are fluttering down from the trees in the backyard. Soon all the neighbors will be able to see into each other's windows.

30.10.2025 09:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congress ain't comin' back, y'know; we doin' executive orders now. George Lucas sayin' told-ya-so.

30.10.2025 09:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's my mom who loves puns, so for me they're more like "mom jokes". I don't think she approves of mom jokes tho.

30.10.2025 09:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Buddy told me last night there's a general strike planned on Nov 26th so I might still be in Turkey for Thanksgiving.

[sorry, I will not let that dad joke go]

30.10.2025 09:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Prob'ly won't make my 5pm meeting on time if I have a beer at the park before running home; but I will try.

29.10.2025 14:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0