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Unqualified Videogamer Autistic W/ Borderline Personality Traits Word-Eater Punch-Downable THINKS He Can Be A Voice-Actor Draws Stick-Figures And Calls It 'Art' Swears He's Done This Before

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You're giving the rest of us hope with this one, Onion.

13.03.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So what you're saying is...

You love...

You love her...

You love, you love, you love...

13.03.2026 17:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a black jacket says do it ALT: a man in a black jacket says do it

"Shall I cut off his hair, Senator Palpatine?"

13.03.2026 16:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even the naming-scheme is obvious:

Common first name + spooky element + end-modifier

Sven -- Gool (ghoul) -- ie
Dan -- haus (haunted house) -- en

Hopefully this means @danhausen.bsky.social will be hosting a syndicated monster-movie show before too long!

13.03.2026 14:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man 's face is surrounded by black and white hypnotic spirals ALT: a man 's face is surrounded by black and white hypnotic spirals

I love how people are comparing Danhausen to Svengoolie.

13.03.2026 14:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Looks like the BioShock remake is coming along pretty nicely!

13.03.2026 07:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Puts a twist on the concept of 'getting a raise'.

13.03.2026 05:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Know your digital jargon:

Mpeg - A common video-format most movie-player programs support.

Mpreg - The absolute, forgone conclusion that the conception was, indeed, immaculate.

13.03.2026 05:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He's distracting us again!

Don't lose focus!

13.03.2026 01:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nintendo knew Donkey Kong Bananza wouldn't be nearly as fun if you were destroying basic blocks: "It is more fun to destroy that which is beautiful" "To give you a sense of how much voxel data there is, the rather big Canyon layer actually has about 340 million voxels"

Not really news.

Unless the news is that Nintendo learned what the rest of us had learned while playing 'Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction' 20 years ago.

www.gamesradar.com/games/donkey...

13.03.2026 01:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it fair to say people in Europe treat football (soccer) stadums the same way we in the US treat Waffle House?

12.03.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait until the nation learns what Glover sounds like when Yoshi has to lay green-spotted eggs roughly 2/3rds the size of his body!

12.03.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can anyone send me one of them Colbert Late Show pennies before his run ends?

12.03.2026 11:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

While on the topic, if anyone can fix the Gecko code for Lost in Shadow, please let me know; It seems the person who was putting out all of these codes had some kind of personal situation happen in the last year and is no-longer updating. =\

12.03.2026 09:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New Classic Controller Hacks Wario Land: Shake It! aka Wario Land: The Shake Dimension aka Wario Land: Shake aka Wario Land: Shaking is the game so good they named it four times. This was Good-Feel's "first" game, having released...

Never played Wario Land Shake It before, but I remember hearing the game made your arms tired.

Fortunately there is a mod-code you can add to the Dollphin emulator that gives the game full classic-controller support! Nifty-drifty!

12.03.2026 09:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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GameFAQs forum-drama, in a nutshell

12.03.2026 07:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Wallace & Gromit theme is REALLY fun to whistle along to! =D

12.03.2026 00:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

~scrolls down to see dog on chair~

Aw, poor thing is gonna have a hard time trying to position himself on that--

~scrolls further down~

--Oh!

Oh dear!!

12.03.2026 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't do sighs of relief.

I exhale relief-monsoons from my breathing-hole!

Congratulations!

11.03.2026 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump's middle name is 'John'.

If that sounds eerily similar to 'Jones' then you know exactly what kind of cult he wants to put together.

11.03.2026 05:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keeper was a beautiful.

A beautiful worth keeping.

11.03.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a blockbuster video store at night with cars parked in front of it ALT: a blockbuster video store at night with cars parked in front of it

Wow!

What a difference!

11.03.2026 01:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good time for ask.com to bring back Jeeves.

11.03.2026 01:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I nearly choked laughing at this one.

11.03.2026 01:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty sure the Three Stooges had done this once or twice.

11.03.2026 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When push become shove

11.03.2026 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was getting worried about @kt.uvula.jp over on the tweet-streets. His account there had been quiet since October.

I wasn't aware that he made the move here until now! ^^

11.03.2026 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Yoshi and the Mysterious Book โ€“ Creature Discovery! โ€“ Nintendo Switch 2
Yoshi and the Mysterious Book โ€“ Creature Discovery! โ€“ Nintendo Switch 2 YouTube video by Nintendo of America

Glubbit looks like the bastard-child of the talking flower from Mario Wonder and Froggit from Undertale.

This game looks like it could easily have been made for the Switch 1. I'm really mad at this.

10.03.2026 16:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... ~thinks~

...Y'know, that could actually...!! XD

10.03.2026 15:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why doesn't YouTube have the full-run of the original 1970s 'Simon and the Land of Chalk Drawings'?

The profile claiming to be the official account uploaded only half of the show's total 24-episode run, and nothing more in nearly 10 years!

10.03.2026 06:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0