Diana Thirst

Hi

Controversial take but I agree that if you have even center left politics you should be barefoot wearing a barrel with suspenders. You should have a wallet with a single moth and nothing else in it. You should be slicing up a single bean paper thin and eating it slowly on a trash can lid

Today’s news

THANKS

“My twitter is broken because gen-z is calling me the mother of kirkification,” i lament to an empty room. The electric heater hums

You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check

Walked up on my friend playing a game, he got kinda weird so i did a scan y’know— disney shoes on an anime character. I kinda too-accusingly asked “you playing kingdom hearts?” So he said “no??” Too-quick, too-defensively. I point at his screen. “That says Gawrsh.” He didn’t say anything, gave me $5

oh so now liberals want to make it Illegal for Trump to have friends

Look I know had some bad habits but he supported science and folks, he was one hell of a financier

If I had evidence implicating the federal government and their rich enablers in a global scheme to sexually abuse children, I would not release that evidence in a series of strategic lore drops like it was an ARG

FROM: reporter@nytimes.com
TO: epstein@pedophile.com
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women

hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason

Screenshot of a tweet from Pop Base which says: Pop Base @PopBase Twitter/X is rolling out a new update for DMs: • Requires users to make a passcode • Users can add multiple reactions on a single message • Edit option gone • Voice memos gone • New members cannot be added to groupchats unless a new "encrypted" chat is made • Messages categorized by tabs including 'Unread' and 'Groups' • Shared tweets/media can now take up majority of screen (depending on size) • Groupchat names cannot be changed • End-to-End encryption • New layout

Effectively the death of groupchats since there’s no alternative here

I think we should start with education camps

Damn walter

Facing the exact same direction, between two opposing thighs

Technically no, no fingers, just the two gravity defying super erections

I thought of the innocent men with 2 dicks spaced 2 feet apart whose photos they stole to train the ai and couldn’t bear or bare it

Horizontal, exceptionally wide crotch area

I saw an ai ad for some type of ai porn, where the image unintentionally featured the pov of a guy with 2 dicks spaced 2 feet apart, and it made me laugh so hard i took a screenshot, but immediately deleted it because well, it was ai porn of a guy with 2 dicks spaced 2 feet apart

Whole feed of people who prefer to use this site to get away from all the nazis on the other site, arguing about how much nazi past and chest space is reasonable if not normal lmao

Cheers, believers!

racheladolezal o 3h If you want to hear a progressive voice of balance & empathy on #charliekirk, here are my thoughts:

Charlie Turk circa 2018, as requested by @theknifeguy.bsky.social

Hi Jenny! ❤️ i hope you’re well!!

JD Vance arranging the body on the oval office sofa to finally watch Hillbilly Elegy together. “It’s great JD, you’re my favorite president,” he mutters from the corners of his mouth, forcing Trump’s frail, stiffened arms to clap

"hes probably not dead" yeah no shit! shut the fuck up! im gonna spray you with a fucking water bottle!