Dustin Freeman 🧙‍♂️🇨🇦

bloodmaxxing wasn’t even on my vision board yet this year

We need to get some witches to resurrect Dworkin

The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.

I’m afraid to try to pronounce Hormuz out loud

Just one more layer I promise

"AI means anyone can code now"
"To set up coding agents, you need to learn skills, which is a new name for markdown files. Some people think you can use multiple slurp juices on a single skill."

Get in the boat, losers, we’re heading to Egypt.

An RPG where you deliver mail through hostile territory, called Fax Machina

I assume this also holds for companies, ie if I bet stock prices goes under a threshold, but the company declared bankruptcy, I wouldn’t get a payout.

Weird feeling that my life will be split into before & after Feb 28, 2026

Everyone chasing the singularity is going high and I’m hedging by going low en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunken...

[accidentally leaving fruit out and inventing wine] This is a powerful and potentially dangerous product and I’m going to a say it’s a guy named Dionysus and my title is now Dionysian Alignment Researcher.

I love me an e-ink tablet, but the rigid form factor is slightly annoying; I’m have to either be carrying it in my hand or a backpack.
We must return to the natural best form factor: the e-Ink scroll. I want it to roll out.

no cheating, your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist

(Qui-Gon’s unconditional support would be good for me but bad for everyone around em)

Consider dietary restrictions and whether it’s okay to knock without calling first discourses

Commenter on the left keeps speaking Tobias Funke-level unaware homoerotic subtext and commenter on the right is fighting for his life to avoid smirking

Add Stop

A good day contains a minimum of 4 different functions

this made me feel like I was having a stroke, thanks.

Looksmaxxing has gone too far

I keep pitching “human car wash” to people, like ideally you hop on a conveyor belt and a mix of robots and humans do the rest.

No one has funded me yet.

Tetsuo!

A giant sphere of flesh in Central Park towering over the city like a big gross meatball. This was made by redditor kiwi2703 to show what it would look like if you combined every human on Earth into a ball, and it’s clearly a bad idea

Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park

Stanislaw Lem would have loved Space Dandy

Not to be the Dexter of toilet water, but I just entered a cafe bathroom where the splash pattern on the floor could only be caused by someone who escaped the sewers via the toilet like it’s X-Files

this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow

Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.

I got excited about the power lines, pleased it was an infrastructure halftime show

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit