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senator schumer sir the time has come to take a stand sir please tell your caucus to approve no more than 500 billion additional dollars in funding to the war effort i believe things have gone that far. maybe 600 billion but that’s it. @schumer.senate.gov

11.03.2026 00:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

from time to time you’ll see a statistic about, for example, how much a missile costs. and then. time to get suspended.

10.03.2026 01:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i’m going to get suspended from this web site for my opinions

10.03.2026 00:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

mr president sir there is something on your neck

03.03.2026 15:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.

12.02.2026 04:24 👍 5309 🔁 952 💬 65 📌 31

i am at this time sincerely considering asking @schumer.senate.gov to pass a law that would make murder illegal. that’s how far things have gone.

10.02.2026 23:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

thanks for the reminder and thanks for doing this libby! and the whole crew!

30.01.2026 16:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@jeffrosenstock.bsky.social @chrisfarren.bsky.social you guys it’s snowmageddon but you’re supposed to come to town next week and i’m going to be really sad if the show gets canceled but also i’m scared to drive to it but also also i’m worried for your safety so what i’m saying is be careful ok

24.01.2026 03:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i don’t know

15.01.2026 00:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

yeah they will probably make it work by using “AI” technology

14.01.2026 22:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

jeff do you ever feel like you made a hat, where there never was a hat?

14.01.2026 14:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

senator schumer they are going door to door please schedule ice for an online learning session as soon as possible

13.01.2026 21:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just encountered a stupid person on here if you can believe it

30.12.2025 20:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what the hell

26.11.2025 15:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

senator @schumer.senate.gov sir who will you be voting for in the election?

06.11.2025 12:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

food banks have already been under pressure over the past several years, and with SNAP benefits expiring they're going to be the only safety net for a lot of people

please donate what you can. $100 can feed several families for a month because of the discounts and purchasing power they have

22.10.2025 11:21 👍 1162 🔁 589 💬 19 📌 35

what are we even doing here

22.10.2025 20:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i believe some occurrences have raised new questions

22.10.2025 20:19 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

thinking some shit is going on that’s stretching the boundaries

22.10.2025 20:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

does anyone in a position to do so at any point want to ask a single follow up question? or are we done with follow up questions as a society?

22.10.2025 20:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

gavin newsom you are shit to me

07.10.2025 23:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone: children simply aren't "of the corn"
Stephen king: hold my beer

06.10.2025 19:23 👍 592 🔁 61 💬 11 📌 4

i do not respect this belief but it is enlightening to wrap your head around the fact that a significant number of your political rivals believe you are literally in league with satan, and act with concomitant zeal and brutality

06.10.2025 03:38 👍 795 🔁 109 💬 14 📌 14

literally i think what the pirates have done since monday is worse than anything the yankees as an organization have done to their fans in the last one hundred years

01.10.2025 19:06 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

[0.8 seconds after arbitrarily opening a bible to somewhere in 2 samuel] damn this is dope! shout out to god

01.10.2025 15:37 👍 658 🔁 47 💬 15 📌 2

If Democrats cave on this, I will never, ever, ever, ever vote for them ever again. Ever.

29.09.2025 15:54 👍 2624 🔁 645 💬 44 📌 33

LMAO he literally said your wife was an "affirmative action hire" because black women "do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously" get a fucking grip

11.09.2025 16:01 👍 4948 🔁 809 💬 32 📌 8

drink piss in hell forever motha fucka

21.08.2025 14:14 👍 291 🔁 24 💬 0 📌 0
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Driftwood Oven 10 Year Anniversary Blow Out - Interview with Neil Blazin of Driftwood Oven After being in the pizza business for 10 years, Driftwood Oven has built a loyal following and hopes they are part of the conversation to be a Pittsburgh pizza institution.

Here’s my feature length article on Driftwood Oven’s 10th anniversary. A pizza shop that started as a mobile oven that grew to be a cherished pizza establishment.

01.08.2025 11:44 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i mean ozzy

24.07.2025 13:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0