nobody asked for this

I'm only ever going to say "GET IN THE HOLE!" when [redacted]

I would be too embarrased to admit this is how I felt

"Jimmy, did you get the A.I. Facebook post done so it sounded like a person wrote it?"
"sure did boss, left in the guidance notes and put up a photo of an entirely different comedian, just like you asked"
"What?"

You know, the dolphin nose potatoes they have nowadays, the potatoes shaped like the nose of a dolphin

It looks to me like the one from the Inbetweeners film.

A pile of white powder. The a.i. garbage underneath can't identify it.

LOL DUNNO MATE thanks for adding this to everything ever

A picture of a hotel with the caption "the world's most famous hotel" and a.i. trying to answer the question but totally fucking failing because it hasn't got a clue

Why is it famous? Lol I don't know! Great feature. Love that this is everywhere forever

Readable data? No thanks! Massive advert delivery system + tiny unreadable screens that take an hour to change pages please!

Just POPUP FILLS THE ENTIRE SCREEN reading EVERYTHING GOES GREY AND THERE'S NO X TO CLOSE IT an VIDEO PLAYS article COMPLETE THIS SURVEY on WE VALUE YOUR PRIVACY a MM DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIES LOL local ONE TRICK FOR BELLY FAT newspaper HELEN SKELTON SHOCKED MARTIN MONEYSAVER website CRYPTO

"We're adding new AI features!"
WHY. WHO WANTS THIS. RUN TEN BILLION COMPUTERS WITH THE POWER TO PROVIDE ENERGY TO MILLIONS SO YOU CAN GET SLIGHTLY WORSE SUGGESTIONS. GREAT

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #5,772,479, nobody asked for this ‪@nobodyaskedforthis.bsky.social‬, joined on Jun 8, 2024"

I didn't ask for this

Every demonstration of Ay Eye is always "Oh so you think this is garbage? Well look at this absolute garbage!"

@nobodyaskedforthis.bsky.social I can't quite see something in this picture. I'll just zoom in OH NO IT'S A FUCKING VIDEO FOR NO REASON

My orphan-crushing device is legal because the actual orphan crushing is operated by one of those little dipping birds thing rather than me pressing the orphan-crushing button

What has led me to being on niche LG nerd forums reading posts from other nerds about Android version X.YZ

I just wanted to watch a disappointing game of football

"Do you want to try our experimental Ay Eye assistant?"
✅ YES, DEFINITELY!
😞 not right now, maybe later! I am scum for not agreeing

Ahead of a U certificate film, half an hour of trailers of banging, crashing, violence, rumbling, the loudest noise on earth, jeopardy, danger and screaming

What was wrong with good old fashioned skybox hacking. It never did us any harm, or the pubs showing Norwegian broadcasts of premier league football on a Saturday afternoon.

A serious country would do something about this

YES I'M POINTING AT YOU ITV X.

OH YOU WANT TO USE THE WEB VERSION, WHICH WORKS, RATHER THAN THE APP? I THINK NOT. WE WILL GASLIGHT YOU IN THE FAQS AND IMPLY IT'S YOUR FAULT

Wanting to stream a football match but it lagging every two seconds so the commentator sounds like Norman Collier and the players are running like the Keystone Cops

on the one hand Twitter is an active cesspool whose functions are appare try deteriorating by the day but on the other hand I apparently have to go out of my way to specifically mute "zoophilia" and related words on here to maintain a semblance of sanity

Find a better, no bathroom sign

Please get in touch BUT NOT TO ME, LOSER! SUCKS TO BE YOU LOL

A message asking you to "get in touch" sent from a DONOTREPLY email address

The message repeated every minute of your 40 minute wait 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Step forward every airline and insurance company.

Tossers.