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Dilettante, artist, liberal, ALLY, animal lover. She/her. #TeamPete FOREVER. Ukraine must be saved. Dark days ahead- stick together! (MARRIED- proud USAF wife-childfree-NO DMs/porn/crypto!) Love Halloween, goth things, cemeteries, baking, & kitsch & CATS

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That's OK, the guffawing it inspires knows no spelling errors! (and I had to delete this twice to fix my own flying finger mistakes, gaaaaaads)

06.03.2026 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is horrifying. Hubs used to have a fanatical "Christian" (I have to use quotes) commander. He was only reined in by the fact it was unacceptable to inflict religion in the workplace. I can't imagine what that kook would do now, unimpeded!

06.03.2026 23:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
[Black & white image of a fancy dinner party attended by an older man in a tuxedo (helping himself to the drinks cart), a youngish woman in a strappy dress and pearls, leaning up against another fellow about her age, also in evening dress. The table is cluttered with drinking glasses.]

Older man: Look here, if you're serious about marrying my daughter, I need to know that you're gainfully employed.
Younger man: Fair question, daddy-o. For the last decade, I've been chief noodle scrubber down at the Buckwheat Past Emporium.
Older man: Is there much of a future in that?
Younger man: I'll say! People perk right up when I tell 'em I've been cleanin' soba for ten years!
Youngish woman: Please don't hurt him, father. He can't help himself.

[Black & white image of a fancy dinner party attended by an older man in a tuxedo (helping himself to the drinks cart), a youngish woman in a strappy dress and pearls, leaning up against another fellow about her age, also in evening dress. The table is cluttered with drinking glasses.] Older man: Look here, if you're serious about marrying my daughter, I need to know that you're gainfully employed. Younger man: Fair question, daddy-o. For the last decade, I've been chief noodle scrubber down at the Buckwheat Past Emporium. Older man: Is there much of a future in that? Younger man: I'll say! People perk right up when I tell 'em I've been cleanin' soba for ten years! Youngish woman: Please don't hurt him, father. He can't help himself.

#FumettiFriday Odd jobs report:

06.03.2026 15:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not fighting fascism is the same as supporting fascism. Vote.

04.03.2026 23:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1479 ๐Ÿ” 339 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38 ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Yes, he asked me to post it to my "homies" :)

06.03.2026 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my best HS buds has a fantastic photo book! www.amazon.com/There-Was-Pa...

06.03.2026 01:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From @glennvotesblue.bsky.social

100% accurate.

28.02.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 337 ๐Ÿ” 180 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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01.03.2026 00:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

01.03.2026 00:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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When is Congress going to subpoena Melania?

27.02.2026 18:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ฒ Owww!!!

28.02.2026 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's a sign of your privilege if you've never had to "be political"

it's probably about damn time you start

09.02.2026 20:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This speech reminds me of Jim Jones droning on and on in Guyana as his cult members came up to get their cup of punch.

25.02.2026 03:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No comment ๐Ÿ˜†

23.02.2026 15:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw a lot of dumb posts about "they let a WOLF run right up to them!" ๐Ÿคญ

20.02.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't even skate backwards, and they're back flipping on one skate and getting "oooh...that's a shame..."

20.02.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dogs winning medals is my new obsession :)

20.02.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

17.02.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm seriously disgusted that it seems like there's a vast majority in gov and entertainment, etc, who are fixated on pleasuring themselves. At the cost of lives- children's lives! What is the deviant part of the brain that is activated by power/money?

15.02.2026 04:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Echoing in my mind this Valentine's day, is "WHY is EVERYTHING about SEX". The now ongoing collapse of our gov is because of sex. Inflicting it, not getting it, getting it on the sly, punishing those who get it... WTH? Did you think adults were this sex obsessed when you were a kid? I didn't.

15.02.2026 04:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Valentines! We're doing something super romantic...reading books! ;) Nothing like a good WhoDunnit on a long wintery night (it's 40 degrees, we're dying I tell you!)

15.02.2026 04:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck you Pam Bondi. And you too Donald Trump.

11.02.2026 17:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 474 ๐Ÿ” 116 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

We took a 20min pause for dinner & my neighbors ruined the suspense by setting of fireworks, but that's OK- we won :) And honestly...there wasn't THAT much suspense...

09.02.2026 05:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had to be nudged awake during the game, but the 1/2 show was great! Just started to say "Remember when Ricky Martin had us all singing in Spanish..." & BOOM! HELLO MR MARTIN!! Lady Gaga was great with BB too.

09.02.2026 05:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.02.2026 15:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 438 ๐Ÿ” 239 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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a cartoon of a man with the words to the library on the bottom ALT: a cartoon of a man with the words to the library on the bottom

My friend Prof Jim tells me his library is only open 3 days a week!! What are the hours in YOUR areas?! This seems like a crisis which should be discussed more. We're blessed with 7 days a week, but only 1-5 on Sundays.

08.02.2026 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At this point, tattoo that on my forehead!

08.02.2026 00:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you do the Connections one today? THAT SUCKED! I do not want shapes! I am shapely illiterate :)

08.02.2026 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHAT?!!!!!! That's nuts! I was whining because ours closes at 6pm and only open Sunday from 1-5. I grew up with a 9am-9pm a week library. Maybe we do need robots. They could "man" the desk at least?!

08.02.2026 00:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was hoping they were tape delayed, because going down the ski slope could have resulted in a blood spray and a bone sticking up in the frame! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

07.02.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0