MEN ARE DONE Getting Their HAIR CUT And Are WANDERING AROUND In THE WOODS Because They DON'T LIKE How It TURNED OUT But They Didn't SAY ANYTHING To The SUPERCUTS LADY And Now It FEELS LIKE It's TOO LATE So They're STUCK With This OLD MAN HAIRCUT Instead Of LOOKING COOL Like They IMAGINE THEMSELVES
Graham Platner does seem dumb enough not to know if he had a Nazi tattoo. But I guess there's no reason a Nazi can't be dumb.
I had sesame Street without Muppet feet and I turned out fine.
Babies are geniuses at using electronics. I bet a baby would be perfectly happy using iTunes.
You can never go wrong with Gorillaz. But yours is good too.
It's got to be bad luck to see Muppet feet.
These monsters need to be punished.
the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid
Dan honey nobody likes you.
New Sesame Street shows way too much of the Muppets' feet.
Everyone needs to be talking about this.
A weird dude from Idaho? Hard to imagine.
I just got started!
I said this in a reply, but I wanted to say again that we need to take heart in winning battles if we're going to keep up the war.
Cracks in the facade are encouraging. We need to take comfort in winning battles if we're going to stick out the war.
Close-up woodland floor scene among moss (a bryophyte). A pale lace-like skeletonised leaf lies across a dark decaying leaf, the fine network of veins still intact while the softer leaf tissue has disappeared. Bright green feathery moss surrounds it, with a small woodland seedling and a catkin nearby.
I saw this while looking at moss today...
you could not pay me to go to dubai even on the most peaceful day the world has ever known. i would not be caught dead there. literally if someone said here's one million dollars but you have to spend it in dubai i'd be like, thanks but no thanks
Am I having a stroke?
… I GUESS???? I GUESS?!?!!?!
There isn’t a tiny cabal of people that you can guillotine and save the world.
It isn’t even that there’s a tiny cabal of people who are standing on the way of fixing the world.
The systems that are standing in the way of it are both resilient and distributed.
What if Platner had gotten a really disqualifying tattoo, like a picture of Hillary
I'm a text generator.
it's insane that my country's current position is that, if we don't like the leader of a sovereign nation, not only do we get to kill them we get to pick their successor
I like flowers so much.
Sounds good.
To be honest I can't decide which of us is more annoying.
Screenshot of an Onion headline "forgetful man playing fast and loose with free trials."
I feel this way about every single cent I spend.
However I love how much I hate it.
I would feel bad about Americans colonizing Taskmaster, but those British TV bastards gave us The Apprentice.
