Big Not Mike

Fellas, you ever felt mid-spring beat up?

IMO the Yankees should score 22 runs in every game forever.

If I knew then what I know now I'd still be a dumb ignorant fool.

We'll do it again this summer and hopefully the timing will be better for you! Really would love to see you there.

This bullshit state doesn't even have its own pox. Alaska has a pox. New York ain't shit.

I'm somehow more active here than there but that's the lowest bar of all.

Got a copy of the complaint form and now I'm photocopying a big stack. Time to use up those forever stamps.

No regrets.

Making a Dutch baby. Don't know why.

Duck yeah

Infinite duck

This is the food culture of my people.

Choked on a cat. At least he died doing what he loved.

Thinking about the oft forgotten boogie woogie bugle boys from companies A, C & D.

I'm concerned about the dental health of that blue monster guy.

My poor belt.

Blossoming

Ate some beans.

Just thinking about how terrible Giuliani is going to smell by early tomorrow morning. You just know tonight is gonna be an all time bender for him.

The first rule of Jingle Jangle is you can't talk about Jingle Jangle.

Soup list?

Blah blah blah, that's my takeaway.

Things I didn't know I needed:
A "King of the Hill"/Edward Gorey crossover.

Rot in piss

Waiting for my son's LEGOs to update before he can play with them.

They'll have to do.

My 103 year old grandfather has had "telling dirty jokes" martinis.

There's food in this here belly.

Looking at my time clock.

Emotionally, of course.