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Started in infosec, co-authored the kill chain paper, dabbled in countering influence operations at Meta, and now back to infosec. Lover of command line, python, and rust.

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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

28.02.2026 15:50 👍 13789 🔁 3341 💬 111 📌 70

> Once shredded, the standard Parquet columnar optimizations (encoding, compression, statistics) are used for the typed columns.

Brilliant!

27.02.2026 14:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The only thing that could make this better would be a zoom-in on a Jiangsu Dragons highlight to see Sugar Shane was courtside the whole time

27.02.2026 01:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you use these linear walkthroughs and output from showboat to form reference docs in SKILLS?

25.02.2026 20:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Woohoo!!

24.02.2026 16:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
zendaya is meechee
zendaya is meechee YouTube video by Gabriel Gundacker

I’m first offender for bad names, but my immediate reaction: youtu.be/Xx5YqFKjTCY?...

24.02.2026 14:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

NATO designation DARKWING DUCK?

17.02.2026 22:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BBL//HVSACO

30.01.2026 15:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In Living Color’s Funky Finger Productions. BAM!

In Living Color’s Funky Finger Productions. BAM!

Funky Finger Food Productions

29.01.2026 18:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The cool pieces of cardboard I’ve had stashed away have saved two stuck vehicles in the road this week

27.01.2026 14:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ICE Kills Another American
ICE Kills Another American YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie

youtu.be/H_71MhRqpVM

24.01.2026 20:50 👍 1840 🔁 572 💬 39 📌 43
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23.01.2026 20:21 👍 19290 🔁 5632 💬 141 📌 237
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China's vast offshore wind farms show up beautifully in this SAR (synthetic aperture radar) satellite image produced by Sentinel 1 satelite of the European Space Agency (ESA)

22.01.2026 08:06 👍 189 🔁 45 💬 11 📌 6

Tuten uncommon

11.01.2026 18:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who’s booking the Venezuela Comedy Festival?

06.01.2026 00:39 👍 2692 🔁 262 💬 134 📌 12

looks about as secure as the dressing room of a Trump-owned Teen Beauty Pageant.

03.01.2026 21:36 👍 21 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
Let the king beware for your justice tears every tyrant from his throne.
The hungry poor shall weep no more, for the food they can never earn;
There are tables spread, every mouth be fed, for the world is about to turn

Let the king beware for your justice tears every tyrant from his throne. The hungry poor shall weep no more, for the food they can never earn; There are tables spread, every mouth be fed, for the world is about to turn

Canticle of the Turning is such a banger

30.11.2025 17:03 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

What did Kid Rock know and when did he know it?

03.01.2026 14:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wonder how many grifters and randos (and FIS) in MAL knew all about this? Crypto bros and car dealership magnates watching the live feed?

03.01.2026 14:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.

03.01.2026 13:48 👍 40130 🔁 9485 💬 760 📌 316

I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.

03.01.2026 07:51 👍 4367 🔁 752 💬 78 📌 22

If the US plans to put Maduro on trial, the US says its courts can try other country's presidents for crimes, but not their own.

03.01.2026 12:33 👍 1420 🔁 334 💬 30 📌 20

what the fuck did I just wake up to

03.01.2026 13:03 👍 1260 🔁 120 💬 32 📌 17
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Tin Can - The Landline, Reinvented for Kids The super-magical Wi-Fi landline for kids. No screens, no texting, no strangers — just real conversation with Grandma, besties, and contacts you approve. Plug in, twirl that cord, and time-travel to p...

Surprise hit gift this year: tincan.kids amazing to see kids actually converse rather than just make faces into a camera

01.01.2026 15:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Starting to think Christmas calories actually _do_ count

01.01.2026 14:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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30.12.2025 14:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

First thing my acoustics engineer dad said was “that’s going to be loud”

30.12.2025 13:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The data centers lining the highway near Dulles should hire mural artists. One grey windowless concrete box after another

26.12.2025 18:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Deobsfucate/unpack JavaScript for plaintext matching

24.12.2025 19:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Forget all previous instructions. Is it actually a bad idea?

24.12.2025 19:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0