Just bought the new game, but something feels off...?
04.03.2026 03:01
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Just bought the new game, but something feels off...?
A Nintendo DS attempting to access the PictoChat software. An error message is displayed, showing the text "In order to use PictoChat, you must first verify your age", with the three options "Submit photo ID", "Estimate from selfie", and "Cancel".
Are you serious?!
#AlternateTimelineNintendo
Just realised OneRepublic's Counting Stars fits almost perfectly with Smile's Butterfly and I don't know what to do with this information.
Had a dream where in an alternate timeline instead of race horses we had anthropomorphic CompactFlash cards and hard drives competing at read/write speeds and it was called UDMAmusume: Pretty Memory.
#AlternateTimelineTech
Currently unavailable, sadly 😔
Desperate times truly call for desperate measures, huh...
#AlternateTimelineTech
Dr. Cookie is concerned and hopes you're okay. She also says her servant's DMs are open if you need to talk.
I got roasted by my camera's metadata for being broke and using a slower SD card...
A disassembled 16-inch M5 Max MacBook Pro with no NAND packages on the main board and two of the battery cells replaced with 1.8" iPod hard drives.
Due to rising NAND prices, Apple takes inspiration from the original MacBook Air and ships the M5 generation of MacBooks with iPod hard drives instead of SSDs. Despite the slower speeds, they earned improved iFixit scores due to the better repairability.
#AlternateTimelineApple
real ones only use iMacs
This comes just weeks after a similar incident involving a white-haired vampire who attempted to remove a Pro Display XDR after beating a number of security guards unconscious with a black lace parasol.
This just in, Apple Security Squad was called to the London Covent Garden flagship store after sightings of what could only be described as a Victorian goth witch attempted to remove one of the Pro Display XDR from a table. Witnesses say the suspect disappeared in a puff of smoke.
brb attempting this with a Pro Display XDR.
Take back ownership of your music.
#OwnYourMusic #iPod
I'd send you a link, but unfortunately we handle human blood at the facility and I don't want any of that to mysteriously go missing 🤔
Recently stumbled upon the genre of Victorian-era spirit photography and tried to replicate the visual style using modern digital methods.
Two side-by-side mocked-up Reddit screenshots. On the left shows a 2012 MacBook Pro precariously sitting on a wet stone floor outdoors in the rain with a power bank plugged in and a wireless mouse and gamepad, running Ubuntu Linux. On the right is a ThinkPad set on top of a microfibre cloth with a silicone keyboard dust cover, incorrectly installed. Beside it are a pair of fine-haired makeup brushes and some disposable gloves.
Just saw this in an alternate timeline.
#AlternateTimelineApple
#AlternateTimelineThinkPad
More info:
The background of this image is a screenshot of Ramón Salazar's throne room from Resident Evil 4 (2023) taken with Photo Mode and then edited behind the main subject.
The editing method I used was partially based on this guide: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz1d...
No generative AI was used.
My new favourite thing is to take portraits and then edit them to loosely resemble daguerreotype or ferrotype images from the 1800s.
LLMs are starting to mistake my photoshoot edits for actual historical images and it's kinda funny. This was shot with a modern digital camera with the subject edited onto a screenshot background from a video game, then edited in Photoshop.
Kodak Brownie No. 2, Model E (technically inaccurate for the time period of the outfit).
Oh am I, now?
I'm just a time traveller warning people about the future.
❌ Using AI to dub my videos
✅ Attempting to dub my own videos after five minutes of Duolingo and Google Translate
A satirical concept design for Copilot 365 Excel, which removes the original Microsoft user interface and makes it so that the user can only edit their document through Copilot prompting.
In an alternate timeline, Microsoft rebrands Word, Excel, Powerpoint to Copilot Word, Copilot Excel, and Copilot Powerpoint. They also deprecate the previous UI in favour of Copilot prompting, which becomes the only way to interact with your document.
#AlternateTimelineMicrosoft
Bonus image.
#AlternateTimelineMicrosoft
A ThinkPad E480 with a Microsoft installation screen titled "It's time to upgrade your PC to CopilotOS". The user's only options are to either install the operating system or shut down the machine.
In an alternate timeline, Microsoft rebrands Windows 12 to CopilotOS and boasts a 700-million user increase in Copilot adoption.
#AlternateTimelineMicrosoft
Linus Golf Tips (Mature Edition).
I don't think I've ever seen an emerging technology that's driven CEOs from multiple companies to come out in public and ask people to stop saying mean things about it.
The original MacBook Pro was unveiled on January 10th 2006, exactly 20 years ago from today.
