Nate Pacer

Hey @kenwhite.bsky.social is this a RICO?

Many have asked but I've never seen an answer - what precisely are the opposite bet outcomes on "dude f-ing an alligator?"

I’m from Detroit originally and this is a weirdly comforting statement. But damn imagine if the Bay Area got its shit together.

If he ever says he fired Kristi Noem like a dog that would be as satisfying as the entire John Wick series

Who set the clock on Iran? open.substack.com/pub/johnfdic...

No no, you don’t understand - industry insiders are experts. Who else knows best?! The fact they are massively invested only means they have skin in the game - further emphasizing their expertise. I’ve been told the same for crypto.

Maybe this says more about me, but when I first moved to London I have to admit I was very confused by the name.

I am once again calling for an “Oscars for Rich People” where the desired philanthropic behaviors are lauded and society agrees to publicly say we love them which is what they really want deep down. (I take your point of course, but this is a positive reinforcement approach to go alongside taxation)

Hate to say it but I feel Millennials were broadly correct - the Killers are a great band.

Music videos are pretty much all bangers too.

Well done and well deserved! I happen to be reading right where Hellsker is fending off the Rough Riders - 24 in the war!

Thank you dear readers!

CADIA STANDS hits 1400!

#minkalesk #warhammer40000 #cadiastands

How/why is MAHA trademarked?

It wasn't until my first child was born and I'd get nods of approval from strangers at the grocery store or people coming up to me and say shit like "babysitting for mom today, huh?" that i realized the bar for straight men is so low you can step over it without trying.

It is sort of epic how badly the Labour leadership is going to screw up its response to the Greens.

this is a great brief and it appropriately ends with a killshot: the simple observation that if trump's meaning held, the birthright clause would not have overturned dred scott, the one thing it was absolutely meant to do.

Every stage of this process - his arrest, spending a year in jail, being dumped on the streets to die - would be deeply shameful in a society that actually valued human life.

I’ve said this before but:
*there is nothing in the constitution about buying beer or flying
*this isn’t just a voter ID bill - you also have to show citizenship
*if anything is shocking it’s those highlights

It’s basically the mirror image of “you need a license to drive; why not one to own a gun”. To be clear - I am not happy with the situation related to guns, but there is a legit constitutional question they forget in the case of voting.

I know it’s not the point, but also there was no cabinet in 1776

Did she describe The Infinite And The Devine as a “great” novel or “the greatest” novel (those are the only choices).

A Necron lord with arms outstretched (I think it might be the silent king?) and the caption just reads "Absolute heka!"

One very nice thing in my life is, because I know Yuzi and her Proclivities well, I was extremely sure that sad robot bois with proclivities to mischief and yearning would be extremely Her Thing and have thus successfully got her into the Necron lore from Warhammer 40k. All hail the infinite empire!

1-panel SMBC comic update. A man in a darkened room stares at his computer screen. He says "I don't have to go out and see people or places. I can curate everything that comes to me." The caption below the panel reads "They make a desert, and call it peace. - Calgacus, Circa 100 AD" quoting the Caledonian chief that fought the Roman army in northern Scotland.

This is a top ten Calgacus joke.

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these people treat being called racist like it is a slur, and treat slurs like they're mere differences of opinion

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

You think it’s painful to read this chart, imagine how painful it was to make this chart.

first time i "toured" a home on zillow, i thought it was the most beautiful home i'd seen in my life. i dreamt of one day living in such a home. after four years of browsing zillow, that home looks normal and boring. comparison is really the thief of joy.

scene from the witch with anya taylor joy against a dark background with illumined face and flecks of blood on her. Text: "Wouldst thou like the taste of Crunchwrap Supreme? Wouldst thou like to live mas?"

they made baja blast the official drink of major league baseball

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win (this is a US Women’s hockey skeet)

MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 19: (EDITOR'S NOTE: Image was captured using a remote camera positioned above the field of play.) Megan Keller #5 of Team United States scores the game winning goal in overtime against Claire Thompson #42 and Ann-Renee Desbiens #35 of Team Canada to win the gold medal during the Women's Gold Medal match between the United States and Canada on day 13 of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games at Milano Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena on February 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images)

put it in the Louvre