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When someone asks too much of you today, decline with warmth. Set them on fire.

Street slush frozen and spiraling outward from a hubcap of a truck in a bunch of spikes, making it resemble a flower.

How does this happen? Anybody? @hankgreen.bsky.social? You got anything?

When it happens, I hope it happens on camera, because his last sounds will be my fucking ringtone for the rest of my life.

I want to go up to my one former coworker who INSISTED that Trump being elected won't negatively affect my life and that genAI ISN'T terrible, and I want to uppercut him in the taint so hard he achieves orbit, all while shouting "I FUCKING TOLD YOU".

I really need to use this place more often.

Sounds like a good time!

a jester with green eyes looks at a green man Alt: Hexadecimal from Reboot. Her face is smiling with green eyes, but as she passes her hand in front of her face, her eyes turn red and sinister, and her mouth opens to reveal sharp teeth. She passes her hand back, and it becomes a regular smile again.

Okay so I'm watching #CriticalRole Campaign 4's 1st episode, and I need to know if Taliesin's character's face moves when he speaks or if it only emotes. Is this a Reboot Hexadecimal situation?

Hardcover copy of Steinhardt's Guide to the Eldritch Hunt, by MonkeyDM. The cover depicts a large, emaciated werewolf-type creature in a forest and in front of a large full moon.

A side shot of Steinhardt's Guide, showing just how thick a tome it truly is.

Just received my copy of Steinhardt's Guide to the Eldritch Hunt, by MonkeyDM. This was a long time coming, MonkeyDM had to deal with a lot to get this out, and I can't wait to dig in and see what horrors await my players.

A poorly drawn image of Luigi from Mario crouched on a counter in a bathroom while naked. He is violently vomiting a stream of sick into a toilet across from him. A mirror behind his back gives a clear look at his caked up backside, while in front, a liquid soap dispenser preserves what's left of his dignity.

I need to stop watching @drawfeeshow.com while zooted on gummies.

Hey, Jacob, I did the homework you assigned in the last speed draw. Naked Luigi in the pose Nathan's Dragon was in. It's worse than I remember when I drew it.

I'm watching the latest @drawfeeshow.com episode and, I'm not sure if it's the special gummies, but the entire Gone Girl bit has me crying laughing.

And now Hughmpa Loompa.

That sucks. I hope you're okay and in a good place now, though. Glad to see you're back!

I really wish it would just happen already. He's so fucking old, just get it done and over with.

A little brown bat resting on a concrete floor (don't worry, it's alive)

Made a friend at work today.

Don't worry, it's alive. I gently nudged it into a box with a dust pan, the box is sealed, and I've contacted a semi-local bat rescue. By Saturday, it'll have a new home.

Greg from today's Drawfee episode.

Short woman from Disney's Headless Horseman cartoon

Jacob from @drawfeeshow.com really channeled Disney's Headless Horseman cartoon today

Meme of Light from Death Note writing "Everyone dense enough to think Trump can change the name of an international body of water".

I've been doing small cleaning jobs and re-posing my many Gundam models

It SUCKS

Hey, folks.

Don't put off getting your flu shots like I did this year.

I'm usually so much better about getting them, and this year I kept getting distracted to the point of forgetting.

This flu sucks shit.

Don't worry, I'm not going into public, and once I do start again, I will be masking.

Turtle. Most frogs don't have a distinct neck like that. They're little torsos with faces.

The funniest part about this trend is how accurate the final result always is. Hot people put on bad makeup badly, and they suddenly look republican.

If you see this post an anime you love

All I'm gonna say is, it's really a pity that guy missed.

There will never come a day where you wake up and feel "grown up", so stop waiting for it. But more importantly, stop wishing for it. Just because you've grown up does not mean you have to leave behind what brings you joy.

Thank you for this, because I also did not know what it meant. I'm actually very grateful I didn't know what it meant. That means I've curated my circle well, since I've never heard of it before.

Hide the Pain Harold as a D&D mini

D&D mini of Ichigo Kurosaki from Bleach in his true bankai

Badass vampire hunter I designed in Heroforge. Elderly Black man, long graying dreadlocks tied into a ponytail, graying goatee, black wide brimmed hat, black leather armor and trench coat, prosthetic left foot (silver), wooden stake in his right hand, enchanted crossbow in his left, standing on vine-covered ruins.

D&D mini of a girl goblin with well defined abs. Wearing a purple top, brown leather armored pants and boots, bright blue pigtails. Holding a body knife up to lick as she looks at viewer with purple eyes and flips her middle finger.

Been playing around with Heroforge in the downtime at work. How anyone can justify using AI for character profiles with tools this powerful available for free just blows my mind.

You look fantastic in anything, but green REALLY works for you. Love it.

I'm sorry to hear that! I'm happy to see you over here on Bluesky, though! I've missed your posts since I deleted my Twitter account.

Hell yeah. Based Beadle & Grimm's.

I am positive that that line had at least some part in the creation of the Old Gods of Appalachia podcast

Today and every day, trans rights are human rights.

Nobody can change that with a piece of paper.