My headcanon is that Dennis' full name is Dennis C. Thomson.
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My headcanon is that Dennis' full name is Dennis C. Thomson.
The Land of Oz has notoriously inconsistent compass directions! L. Frank Baum's original map flipped east and west; the next author flipped the compass back but not the map. And Glinda, Good Witch of the South in the books, is northern in the 1939 movie.
(I really hope you didn't know that.)
"Verily I say unto you, that one of you shall betray me."
"Lord, is it I?"
"Lord, is it I?"
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
Wait... I'm not religious, but I do know too much. The Bible infamously describes two different fates to Judas. In one, he buys a field and literally falls apart there...
The Day of the One approaches!
@wonderella.bsky.social "Can you believe it guys? St. Patrick's Day! Just a week away!"
(context: www.youtube.com/shorts/gImfG...)
Now that the trolling has ended, that only leaves the Question of Herzog...
But why?
youtu.be/mnTU_hJoByA?...
The in-universe interview quotes in the official guidebook confirm pretty much everything about this. This is canon.
MST3K screenshot depicting the title of the movie Attack of the the Eye Creatures. Not my typo.
The not-always-as-pleasant-as-it-sounds ritual of self-care.
Let's see how you-know-who is doing and... yikes. www.politifact.com/truth-o-mete...
Fritzo? Sluggi? Slitzi? Fruggo?
Rod Serling (the Twilght Zone guy) treated Mind as a dimension that could be explored, just like Space and Time.
He was right to.
People might think of this as running away from one's problems, but given the circumstances, it feels more like running away from other people's.
Another:
NARRATOR: Join us next time for a major event: THE ACTUAL, PERMANENT DEATH OF BILLY THE FISH!
(next strip)
NARRATOR: The previous announcement regarding Billy the Fish's death was a mistake by one of our staff. Due to staff shortages, he has not been sacked and this may happen again.
Fun fact: I'm not religious, but I do know too much. In the Bible, Noah really was told to bring more than two of certain kinds of animals - the birds and 'clean' animals. Noah's still breaking the rules in the comic, though - pigs weren't one of them.
Given Trump's habit of seamless rambling, which he calls The Weave(C)(TM)(R), technically, the answer is one.
Fanfic time:
GUY: I'm gonna beat you into fish fingers!
BILLY: But I don't HAVE any--
NARRATOR: Next time, there will DEFINITELY be lots of punching!
(next strip)
(a boxer punches a punching bag)
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, in an unrelated location...
BILLY: --fingers! Please don't hit me!
GUY: Okay.
It really wouldn't have mattered if he HAD taken it, as Mel Brooks showed:
If you have anything
ANYTHING to spare
Please
We just thought literally thirty minutes ago we were out of the nightmare of emergencies
ko-fi.com/chevybarks
But which one is real?
"All these numbers... I'm still gettin' used to there bein' ones above FOUR!"
quaid mate
ya gotta start the fuckin' reactor
Y, Y, a thousand times Y!
Well. Five more times tops, apparently. But you get the proverbial drift.
As if Undertale didn't cause formative experiences. "But," I hear the moral panickers cry, "So many people will share the exact same ones!" Good. They'll actually have truths in common with each other. Frisk is the new Wilbur Mercer.
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It's the BOMB! I want it!
There's a very old, very famous joke about this character.
"Doctor, I'm depressed."
"The great clown Pagliacci is in town. He can cheer anyone up. Go see him."
"But Doctor... I AM Pagliacci."
Guy's gotta look at the positives. At least their valet's a predator, not a prey animal. That'd just be creepy. (Also: valet, NOT butler. Two different things. Or maybe waiter like the alt text says.)
Reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes' parody of talking head comics. If you look closely, you'll see that the first panel wasn't copied, and that every panel was individually drawn. Watterson, like Verbenski, refused to sink to the level of what he was parodying.
