Howdoyousaythat, BBQ

They literally cut the trash bag budget at the hospital this year

Kick flipping my scrub pants directly into the washing machine after work

Whats happening at the clam slam ladies?

A flyer taped to a utility pole It features John Fetterman’s face with the eyes and mouth replaced by elements from American printed money , under the words “call your senator” and “I love bombing children with your money while you can’t afford healthcare “ and “call me” with his office number I assume

Spotted this on a pole behind independence hall. I recently saw someone say they found collage to be the best way to work through things and I didn’t really see it at the time but

It’s great that the admin gets to learn how war risk insurance works along with the rest of us. What a delightful experience, for us.

All of us.

My pronouns are badum/tish.

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

I should know more about egg sandwiches

...........but what about a gun?

gun yoga

Fooly Cooly maxxing

Somebody somewhere with the renegade hospital A team

I’m not a furry but I feel like I missed out on something special

Ate a bratwurst

10/10 no notes

It’s too bad Dick Cheney isn’t alive, he would have loved seeing the US invade Iran

Im gonna eat a bratwurst today

I’ve paid enough in taxes for the US government to give me an antitank Javelin missile that I’m allowed to fire once

I mean if we are going to do anything worth while with my tax dollars, give me a Javelin

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

Just want to wake up fall asleep early to wake up to 3 am commercial infomercials

I’m never scheduling post ER night shift plans with the post call Gen surg call plans after a red blood moon total eclipse ever again

God dam fucking planetary-hospital alignment disaster in the making

Gundam heavy arms endless Waltz master grade model

Shooting bullets out of my tits is my constitutional right

True...

Po Boy Bahn mi sounds like everything I ever needed in life

5 in the morning

Making fried rice

While yelling “DID A SHRIMP FRY THIS RICE”

Fuck it, just make a Nobel War Prize at this point

his time is eternal.

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The feminista chicken express partying under their disco egg

Let us kiss under the Discoball Chicken Egg

Host family: you just pick it and put it in your mouth

Me: you are not gonna believe this bunch of bullshit we invented about eating but I’m terrified my mother will materialize if I even conceptualize an entire meal eaten with the direct assistance of my fingers instead of a fork, knife or spoon

My mother was fixated on me learning “proper dining etiquette” with the forks, and the knifes and the fuckin spoons being in all their special places

Nothing prepared me for the humiliation of barely being able to eat food with my own god dam two hands in another county