alex ! 📸

hey so if you’re an uber driver don’t spend most of your ride talking about the accident you got in earlier that day and dig for your pain meds on the freeway mayyyybeeeeeee

kobo at the bar with ed and stede sleep screen

i won but was added to a moda center raffle (which is cool but i wanted to win diet coke for bennet)

let’s fucking go ‼️‼️

bennet finished our flag a few hours before we left for this show. ough.

Why are they so afraid of autism. Is it the swag. Is it the autism swag

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

btw ghosts are real and i just proved it

the ponderer

if my chem announces more (regular) us dates im gonna pop. however i will be there

we are so back

Top: Daphne from the live-action Scooby-Doo film saying, “I’m looking for clues.” Bottom: The voodoo man responding to Daphne with, “Here’s a clue — purple is a Fall color. It’s the middle of May!”

Today is the day

A black bunny sits in front of a yellow "Bunny Zone" sign.

I'm losing my mind

Val Kilmer responding "Holy smoke that's strange" to a lady saying she used to take pictures of him over her ex-husband's pics.

RIP to a real one

video games aren't political! *your switch 2 costs a suspicious amount of money due to recent bizarre developments in international politics*

i was going to make a joke that losing the wisconsin supreme court race was part of elon musks plan but then i decided to check his posts and he already said that

YIPEEEEEEE !!!!!

me laying on top of a blåhaj

me :3

also can’t believe i forgot to post these but check it out! i’ve been learning makeup :3
#trans #transfem #lgbtq #wlw

ALL THE HOMIES CHEERED !!!!!!!

when i accidentally use the same word twice in a paragraph i bite down on a pill i keep under my tongue that makes me go to sleep

This is the best discord notification I’ve ever seen

God, take JoAnn's pain and give it to Hobby Lobby

my hatchling african file snake named Bayonetta sitting in my hand. i have white skin and the snake has pronounced ridge-like scales and pink/purple/black coloration

its dangerous to go alone! take this

i’ve managed to do it… somehow….

hey so 😃👍🏻 OH NKO

FUCKING INSANE LORE DROP HAPPENING