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Matthew “Bike Guy”

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One of those guys where biking is his entire personality. Tweets variously about food, wine, evils of free parking. Go Hawks/COYG! Minneapolis MN

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Did that come with leather seats??

12.03.2026 15:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In “before he cheats” Carrie says he drives a “souped up 4 wheel drive” but never actually says pickup truck so I’m choosing to believe it’s a Subaru WRX.

12.03.2026 15:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Up to 12 inches of snow Saturday????!?!?

Up to 12 inches of snow Saturday????!?!?

Celine Dion telephones the police

Celine Dion telephones the police

11.03.2026 23:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If there is a communications disruption I’m going to stockpiling water and bullets

11.03.2026 12:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 👍 24437 🔁 6594 💬 210 📌 410

What is wild about Clippy is that everyone remembers him (them?) but I feel like it was only actually a thing for like 2 years in the late 90s.

11.03.2026 00:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!!

11.03.2026 00:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That would be more directly related to my day to day…

10.03.2026 19:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just used my company mandated AI tool to look something up that I otherwise couldn’t have because of the company mandated web filter. It was not illicit but admittedly not related to my job.

10.03.2026 18:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I am dragging ass today. We should not have messed with the fabric of time. We flew too close to the sun.

09.03.2026 22:36 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’d be ok if the phrase “source of truth” died tomorrow, thanks.

09.03.2026 18:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is this something specific to you or area wide?

09.03.2026 12:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

paved paradise, and put up a sick skate park. see now ur conflicted

09.11.2024 22:46 👍 862 🔁 134 💬 13 📌 3

Anyone else get allergies today?

09.03.2026 04:47 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Do they “lose money” on an income basis but not cash? I’ve known some that will buy new equipment each year for the tax deduction.

09.03.2026 03:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me, an avid crossword player, finally seeing what Rita Ora looks like: Ah so that’s what Rita Ora looks like.

09.03.2026 02:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Many such cases

09.03.2026 00:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re missing a great sunset (pull the curtains as well!!)

09.03.2026 00:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Concrete viaduct with large dirt ditch. I am on top of the viaduct.

Concrete viaduct with large dirt ditch. I am on top of the viaduct.

How did the bike get up there?? It’s on top of the viaduct

How did the bike get up there?? It’s on top of the viaduct

Bike scenes today when the bridge that was open 3 weeks ago is now…not there

09.03.2026 00:11 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you’re a DST hater you better be inside right now!!!

09.03.2026 00:07 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

They should do another SPECIAL DST for another hour say mid-May to August.

08.03.2026 03:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’ll teach em to raise oil prices!!

08.03.2026 02:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We called this jungle juice and/or “wop” and the defining feature was it had to have fruit. Sliced apples, oranges, grapes usually. Basically the world’s worst sangria.

08.03.2026 02:17 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fun fact - the dark blue/purple stone around the first floor is from SW MN, and it’s like 3 billion years old. Not a typo.

08.03.2026 02:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s an @99pi.org episode about it.

08.03.2026 02:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pixar making a shit-ton of sequels

Pixar making a shit-ton of sequels

I hate this so much!

08.03.2026 01:26 👍 229 🔁 33 💬 2 📌 5

Ummmmmm yeah I’m gonna have to go ahead and sort of disagree with you there…

07.03.2026 22:49 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’d be a travesty akin to the 35W bridge to dare think about shutting down any of the parkways to traffic, but they just closed the Nicollet Ave bridge over Minnehaha creek (which does not have a great detour!) for two years and somehow life goes on

07.03.2026 22:40 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Steve Simons busted ass shoes

Steve Simons busted ass shoes

Steve I know it’s a long but WATARETHOSE!!’

07.03.2026 22:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tried to warn u

07.03.2026 21:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0